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Wednesday at 10:35 AM
See all updates by Travis Franklin
Annnd Odessa does it again. . . Feline actually did leave a bunch of kittens under my bed. Lucky me. . .
This is probably the wrong part of all that for me to respond to but. . .
Girlfriend?! I think you're misinterpreting much there. As happy as I'd think she would make some lucky bastard, I'm far too dangerous for her in a lot of ways.
Don't make assumptions regarding my situation or love life, thank you. That said, given the sheer unwarranted hostility, I retract my offer.
Is she not a girl who you consider a friend?