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They ain't ready for a Sparky designed Shindig.
No, nobody's ready to wear something coming from someone who uses the word 'shindig' unironically, we'd rather look fine than like a bunch of hicks.
Professor Derrick Ackers
We can't all have bad taste in clothing like you, Ms. Ryan! Dare I say. . . You probably need an update anyways!
'Charred clothing' hardly qualifies as an update.