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Tallygarunga | The Australian Potterverse


April, 2019
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Tallygarunga: Term One, VMU: Semester One

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An AU non-canon Harry Potter-inspired forum roleplay set in Australia.
  • Simon Malone

    46 year old Any Human
    Legal Name: Simon Wade Malone
    Current Age: 46
    Birthdate: August 20th, 1972
    Blood Status: Any
    Species: Human
    Wanted For:  Shane Robbins
    Position: Comedian
    Suggested Play-by: Tom Cruise
    Listing Type: Wanted Character Post
    Locations: Narragyambie,Melbourne
    Contact Member:  Kirupachi
    • Name and PB are negotiable;
    • He is Shane Robbins' father. He is not aware of this fact, and only spent one night with the mother in his entire life;
    • Shane's existence is a result of such bad luck - he was conceived in a drunken night wherein the condom broke. His father left unaware of what transpired the next day without even giving the woman his name, and thus a relationship between father and son became impossible;
    • All of his family, both immediate and extended, is up to you;
    • Bisexual;
    • Anything else is up to you.

    Simon was born into a family that bore a terrible curse - that of bad luck. For untold generations every single offspring seemed to suffer that horrible fate. The children that sought to put a stop to it by not having offspring themselves were struck with bad luck as well, generating it one way or another, and ending up propagating the curse. Simon is one of such people - he has never wished for children in his life nor went out to pursue the fatherhood experience, but without his knowledge, a condom broke one night and the curse lived on in a random woman's womb. And after so many years, it's perhaps time that his true line of succession is found out about.

    At least one can't say he isn't resourceful about things. He's taken all the terrible incidents that keep happening to him and combined it with his unrivaled sense of humor, thus building a comedian career around self deprecating jokes. Although it begs the question if people are laughing with him, or at him.

    • He has a curse - he is a naturally unlucky person. It is not something he can just escape, as it is an ancient family curse. As such, he needs to have unlucky events keep on happening to him.
    • It could be he hears of a young man whose lack of luck is unrivaled, living in Melbourne... Perhaps he should seek this person out.
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