quote0= "'You'll know who we are. We're the ones with big signs on our heads saying: 'We Take No Crap From Alan Burdett', We're The 'TakingnocrapfromAlanBurdettians'.' ~ Adele DeVylissea."; quote1= "The only problem with mental maps is that they don't include moving objects such as good-looking seventh-year Bourke boys on their way back from Herbology. ~ Vittoria McGuire."; quote2= "'I do enjoy hunting alone sometimes you know. That is greedy, but I like the families of three all to myself.' ~ Damien Batista."; quote3= "'Odd that you should have her bracelet she's missing and your hand covered in blood. I thought you only collected knives? Seems your actions speak louder than your denials last night. You always make it a habit of stabbing professors?' ~ Rowan Dragonsinger to Bethianna DeVylissea."; quote4= "'If you have a problem, kill me later but not when I have a dying lady in my arms.' ~ Nick Frith to Damien Batista."; quote5= "'I'm afraid you'll have to get it, sir...' she said. 'My doctor says I shouldn't bend my arms that way...' ~ Adele works her way past security."; quote6= "'. .. some of my favourite memories are of skipping through the rainy streets of Melbourne, drunk as a skunk with a witches hat stolen from abandoned road works stuck on my head...' ~ Adele reflects."; quote7= "Just another one for the Tally Tally… ~ Alan faces yet another problem."; quote8= "'No biting the parents. Besides being second parents to me, they happen to be the boss' parents as well and that could have severe repercussions for both our jobs.' ~ Cora Batista to Damien."; quote9= "'Alan!' she hissed. 'You never said this wedding was in a graveyard!' ~ Meri Tallenery."; quote10= "'Yeh, Val has this whole Greenpeace fetish going. He likes to dress in a purple tie-dye leotard with Save The Tree's written over it...' ~ Alistair's assessment of Valentino as a 'Good Man'."; quote11= "'You know, this strangely reminds me of being back in the psych ward at the hospital. The prisoners would always try to barter for more crackers if they promised to be good.' Silence gave a smile and asked politely, 'Does Polly want a cracker?' ~ Silence Nightingale to Adele."; quote12= "'Actually, Polly doesn't. Polly thinks you're way off the mark with your psych ward analogy, thanks you anyway, and says she's allergic to crackers which could probably be from a deep seated fear of being poisoned by a stranger rather than any real allergy she has to small dry biscuits.' ~ Adele DeVylissea to Silence."; quote13= "'Jesus! I'm American, not Charles Manson....Gods' ~ Valentino De Gaultier."; quote14="Two deputies. Two redheaded deputies. Two female redheaded deputies. That was the part of the plan Alan wasn't sure of. ~ Alan contemplates hiring Rowan as Deputy."; quote15= " Yes, Alan was interested. He'd racked his brains trying to think of a decent, viable way to break Adele's habit. So far he'd only managed to come up with decapitation, but that was never going to work. She'd probably pour it straight down her eosophagus and get drunker than ever.. and that would be a pretty messy party. ~ Alan ponders ways to stop Adele's alcoholism."; quote16= "'The last would be death. We could just simply kill her and bury the body.' He shrugged. 'That is the one I didn't think you'd go for.' ~ Damien Batista offers his expert opinion on curing alcoholism."; quote17= "'The next way is quite hilarious in a way. Laxatives. Fill all of her flasks with laxatives...just...make sure you buy lots of toilet paper. She will need it.' ~ From 'Curing Alcoholism In Two Easy Steps' by Damien Batista."; quote18= "Wait... I hired not one, but two DeVylissea's. I'm definitely insane. ~ Alan reflects on his hiring choices."; quote19= "Elsie tapped her quill against the stack of parchment she had been writing on for the last hour or so. Her head was laying on the blood she had been read (key word had been reading) and while continuing to make little wholes through her stack of paper. ~ Elsie discovers a new form of literature [Typo]."; quote20= "ALISTAIR, MUM'S GETTING BEAT UP BY AN UGLY OVERGROWN OGRE IN TOWN. HELP! ~ Lady Macbeth contacts Alistair"; quote21= "'Oh gods! The Pain that Wouldn't Die!' ~ Lady Macbeth on seeing Mark Carter."; quote22= "'Well, you got the strong part right but really, Carter some good personal hygeine would take care of that.' ~ Rowan Dragonsinger fights Carter with words."; quote23= "Chocolate frogs, jelly slugs, chocolate covered cockroaches. YES! Dinner and dessert all in one. ~ Lady Macbeth on Narragyambie Cuisine."; quote24= "Hot damn! Can he follow me home and I keep him? ~ Lady Macbeth after seeing Alistair."; quote25= "A third option was that he was a sports player, but he didn't exactly look like he had any sense of humor. ~ Gabrielle tries to assess the occupation of Charles Nightingale."; quote26= "'I don't give a poo what anyone did to me, or who was trying to do what - it really wasn't called for.' ~ Adele wishes Mousie would turn off the filters. 'Poo' just doesn't have the same ring to it..."; quote27= "'Alright everyone! Be quiet! Keep your hands to yourselves...your magical apparatus in your pockets at all times...' ~ Alistair readies the kids for the big barbeque."; quote28= "The walk from the common rune had been short, and for that Elsie was glad. ~ Elsie discoveres a new rune. [Typo]."; quote29= "'And piercings, well.. I've had the ears done ever since I was a baby.. and from that moment I made a resolve to not let people stick bits of metal in me.'. She sighed. 'And with a step-mum like Bethianna, a resolve like that goes a long way.' ~ Adele on the subject of body piercings."; quote30= "Alistair knew what it was like to get the safety lectures...'don't eat your girlfriend' etc etc. It annoyed him beyond anything. ~ Alistair McGrath's thoughts as he met with a student."; quote31= "Crouching Vladimir, Hidden Dhampir ~ Vladimir describes his attack methods."; quote32= "And when Professor MacGrath left, Vladimir followed suit, taking Sophia directly to the common room, and not the Hospital Wing. That in itself would be suicide on his part. ~ Vlad demonstrates a wise handling of the female kind."; quote33= "And to hear bone cracking and to see Sophia falling did not settle well with Vladimir. Neither did Vittoria's going after her neck. After all, that was something only he was entitled to do. ~ Despite the Male Dream, Vlad sees green during a chick fight."; quote34= "Gross Goblins... no... The Idiot's Guide to Potion Making... no... A Witch's Guide to... Wizards?! I don't even wanna know what that's about... ~ Jake Penn discovers the Restricted Section of the Library."; quote35= "Damien laughed. 'It does not bother me to teach you at all, as long as you don't call me sir. We are both colleagues, and I expect the same out of you as everyone else, except for Nick Frith...I expect him to call me a dirty vampire. Just call me Damien.'. ~ Damien Batista's expectations prove to be right on the mark."; quote36= "'We're the Christmas Decoration Police,' Adele said dryly. 'We want to know why yours are still out when clearly it is March.'. ~ Adele's cool reply when Nick's lovely Ex asks why they are at her door."; quote37= "Or drink some crackers. ~ It seems Silence Fraye with try and drink anything these days... [Typo]"; quote38= "'In fact, I'm going to brew my own bear one day.' ~ Nick decides to mix Biology and Chemistry [Typo]"; quote39= "What Vladimir kept in his mind was the vow. It had said he could not go after a student or professor should he lose control. It never said anything about a crazed, insane parental unit. ~ Vladimir Valentin on his Unbreakable Vow."; quote40= "Hah. No wonder he liked being a head of house... it was little wonder he hadn't turned Spencer into a corrupt dictatorship, a total power trip on Nick's part. She could imagine it though, phone taps and military police flooding the dorms and common room... ~ Adele theorises the lifestyle in Spencer House."; quote41= "'Don't tell me our wittle Val likes someone again.' The man faked a wipe of his cheek, as though a tear were falling. 'They grow up so fast...' ~ Lachlan Manere is he's friendly with Val, after teasing him about his new girlfriend."; quote42= "Time to put in her all-time favorite: getting gossip while legitimately getting medical information our of a patient! ~ Silence remembers why she loves her job as Nurse."; quote43= "There are many fish in the sea and Adele may be the twelve pound bass he'd always dreamed about but there would always be a thirteen pound bass just waiting for Nick out there. ~ Nick's (unfortunate, should Adele find out) philosophy on life, and women."; quote44= "'And you, Mr. Valentin. I'm so sorry, really, I apologize. She attacked you from behind? She gets that from her mother's side, I swear.' ~ Diego McGuire explains his daughter's less than honourable behaviour."; quote45= "'I would love it if you stayed here tonight. We haven't had a cosy night to ourselves in a while, and I want to be with you. I also need to take sample of blood and fluids....' ~ Alistair's romantic suggestion for the evening."; quote46= "He had a few suspicions of her own, there was very little that could leave someone this happy when your entire future went down the drain. ~ It seems Alan has slight gender identity issues."; quote47= "'I thought that Nick and I were supposed to be, but he turned out to be a murderer, just like you!' ~ Adele DeVylissea. It seems murder is a common theme among Tally staff."; quote48= "Teeth between his tongue, Leo aimed carefully, knowing Kate couldn't be expected to run around to catch the ball and drop kicked it her direction, watching it sail through the air with satisfaction. ~ It seems Leo's mouth is a little out of the usual order."; quote49= "Napoleon shrugged lightly, the white button up poo lifting slightly with his shoulder movements. ~ A typo and Mousie's filters lead to a remarkable new fashion."; quote50= "Instead, he checked the cloak and found that somehow, the rush had already come and gone downstairs. ~ Lachlan Manere has invented a new method of timekeeping."; quote51= "However, he refrained from asking, lest he appear like a chatty little girl (example: 'Oh my gosh, you're hair is SO fab! What did you do to it?') ~ Jake Penn's thoughts regarding Penny's hair."; quote52= "'You were the one covering your eyes at my weeding, weren't you?' ~ The typo fairy strikes, and suddenly Damien Batista is the worlds most horrific gardener."; quote53= "It was going to be harder to get out of his brain than an image of Pamela Anderson's free range chest. ~ Adele DeVylissea. A right comparison when talking about Nick and Power."; quote54= "Love you like rectal bleeding, Adele E. DeVylissea, Casual Relief Teacher - Tallygarunga Academy of Magic, Freelance Entertainer - Esplanade Hotel ~ Adele signs off her letters with the usual style."; quote55= "Rest assured that you'll know when visiting time has come around, they are rostered accordingly: Visit One: When hell freezes over. Visit Two: When pigs fly. Visit Three: When the Pope is not Catholic. Visit Four: When bears stop shitting in the woods. ~ Adele's schedule for boyfriend Nick's parents to visit."; quote56= "And he would be castrated with a spork. ~ Nick realises only too well what happens to those who sleep around behind Adele's back."; quote57= "He shrugged his shoulders, as though seeing a professor going on a rant was nothing new to him. Which it wasn't. After all, simply think of Frith. ~ Vlad isn't overly concerned that a professor is ranting at him."; quote58= "In fact, Jake couldn't remember the next time he had properly talked to his brother.. ~ Remembering the future seems to be Jesse's particular talent."; quote59= "'For three days Alan,' Liam sniffed. 'And you get upset when I sleep in past noon!'. ~ Liam jumps on the injustice as Alan wakes from his coma, and asks how long he was out to it."; quote60= "Looking to the twins, he could see that they seemed to have become rather... attached to Pandora quickly. Now whether that was a good thing or not still remained to be seen. If Armagedon came, then one would know why. ~ Vlad reflects on the possible consequences of the friendship between Pandora and his devious twin sisters."; quote61= "The song, It’s Raining Men, burst into full colour in his mind. ~ Kellan's thoughts as Liam Burdett comes tumbling from the roof of Ms Kempsey's."; quote62= "With a sigh, Vladimir sat himself down on the couch, his twin sisters on either side of him, watching the same movie for the fifth time this evening. If he had to watch it one more time, he would probably have the whole thing memorized, with the script and everything else. ~ Vlad spends some time with the twins."; quote63= "And then came the part where they suddenly wished for rides on his shoulders... he knew he should have hidden that bag of gummy bears better. ~ Sugar + Twins = one rather sore Vlad."; quote64= "But he should have know they would wish to see it over, and over... and over again. Did Vladimir mention the movie was repeated over again? Okay, good. ~ Oh the frustration of watching movies with the twins!"; quote65= "....and I nerd a few people willing to be involved and help out with an idea for the plot. ~ Lisa (OOC). Do you think she's saying something about us?"; quote66= "'I hear they have Percy burgers here, you seem like the type to appreciate them.' ~ Napoleon seems to have found the Almighty Burger."; quote67= "'A miracle drug, eh?' he said, smiling, 'Soon I shall be perscribed by doctors across the country. I can see it now: 10 minutes with Jake, the best antidepressent around!' He sighed. 'That would require a lot of travel on my part, though...' ~ Jake Penn"; quote68= "Kristen sat on the taxi towards Tallygarunga with despair ~ Must Kristen Parker do everything differently? [Typo]"; quote69= "He wanted to drown the thing and watch it die. But that wouldn't go over well with Adele. ~ Nick Frith's methods of babysitting aren't quite what girlfriend Adele DeVylissea would appreciate."; quote70= "'No drinking, no smoking...and you will have to stay in bed' ~ Alistair McGrath gives Adele at least one order she can obey while recovering from dragonpox."; quote71= "'About the only thing I am sure of right now is my name and what school this is.' Her grin widening a bit, she added 'And occasionally, I'm not too sure of that first one some days.' ~ A confused Paige Morgan, just moments before she called herself the wrong name."; quote72= "'Just as a note, Elscia,' Adele spoke up after a few minutes of silence. 'You may want to get a collar for your new lapdog - I hear he has a tendency to wander when bitches are about.' ~ Adele gives her step-sister some advice on keeping Nick away from other women."; quote73= "'It's like they're stuck together with crazy glue!' Viktoriya commented with a grin, knowing how close Vladdy was to Sophia. ~ The twins comment on the togetherness of Vlad and Sophia."; quote74= "Nick was naked in a bathtub that was begininng to suffer a near-tragic loss of bubbles ~ Is the loss Amea's, or Nicks? You decide."; quote75= "Having Adele back at the school was like... well, it was as fun as continuous rectal bleeding. ~ Alan reflects on adjusting to having Adele back at the school yet again."; quote76= "'Come on, and hurry up with the hard stuff.' she said irritably. 'Being one of Scotty's lot you've probaby got a limited life expectancy anyway, so don't bloody waste it. Chop chop, and get me a drink drink.'. ~ Adele wastes no time with Scotty's characters..."; quote77= "Oh how quaint. Rules, for a library. From his tone, she guessed they would be the usuals, about keeping hush, no doing illicit substances, treating books with respect and having to be <--this--> geeky to enter. ~ Adele DeVylissea on Eldric's library rules."; quote78= "'Secondly, I'd like to point out that as a member of the teaching staff, I outrank you - you might want to remember that, because there'll be a quiz on it later. And believe me, if you fail that one you'll suffer for life.' ~ Adele points out the finer differences between teaching and non-teaching staff."; quote79= "There were certainly some heavy books out there, and she felt she could at least train one arm to toss the heavy volumes with enough force to cause severe head trauma, most likely brain damage, but the ultimate goal here was death. ~ From: What Textbooks Are Really Good For, by Adele DeVylissea."; quote80= "She started feeling her pockets for whatever she could find to assist the child... anything. .....her eyes widening in relief when she felt something hard in her left pocket. 'Aha!' she mouthed, pulling whatever it was out. She blushed, a box of tampons wasn't exactly what she'd expected to come out of there. ~ 'How Not To Help An Asthma Attack', by Martina Christensen"; quote81= "She fell backwards, her body then limp and unconscious. Cactuses really are a pain in the backside! ~ Lost your cactus? Never fear! Karin's here!"; quote82= "Vladimir told him simply, with a look of patience on his face. After being alive for almost 517 years, one had to aquire this trail at some point. ~ Vladimir II describes the acquisition of patience."; quote83= "'I think Mamiere would not be pleased to have been stepped on all day,' she mused. 'She is better off in the brassiere.'. ~ Why Amea du Contiaea will never place her mother's picture in her shoe."; quote84="He was a good man, I loved him very much.' she sighed. 'I shall never forget the blood that came from him. So much.. and so fast.'. ~ Amea's reflection of her father's last moments."; quote85="There was a wand only centimetres from her, and these things had a tendency to explode around her. She could only hope he was holding the wand backwards. ~ Mea hopes Prof. Blackhelm is really as stupid as he looks."; quote86="Sawyer gave a hearty jump, dropping the cards he held in his hand as Captain Goth landed swiftly before him in the very place the imaginary dealer had been sitting. ~ Manus Imperium makes a grand impression."; quote87="So far, James knew that Nicola teaches at Tallygarunga, used to tend to crazy decapitated people, and has an Italian surname - oh, not forgetting the satire attitude. ~ From 'Ten Reasons Why We're Glad James Butler Teaches Astronomy And Not Medicine'."; quote88="He shook her head at her, and smiled. ~ Another gender confused moment for poor Prof. Butler."; quote89="Rustin knew she was as much of a cheerleader as Marylin Manson was a pink-wearing fairy princess from the magical land of Narnia. ~ Rustin seems to have Kristen Parker nailed down."; quote90="Glaring for a moment, her next actions he didn't anticipate and soon he was doubled over in pain from where she had kneed him. For the love of hell had she gotten pointers from his son's little wench?? ~ Even crowd favourite Igor can be brought down with a swift kick to the groin."; quote91="As he strolled the street though, his nose caught the scent of... happy little children. That in itself made him gag silently. ~ Igor the Grinch"; quote92="He exclaimed, seeing that now the girl, both her and her twin, forgot their fear of him and began to sing some hideous, traumatizing song that wanted to make his ears bleed a lot of blood. ~ The twins strike again, and one almost feels sorry for Iggy..."; quote93="For everytime that the girl would ask him questions, Igor would twitch visably. Ugh... Really, he might end up making an exception to his usual rule of not usually harming little people. ~ Igor finds it hard to maintain his self control, but who could blame him when the twins are about?"; quote94="Igor wanted to crush the bloody girl's trachea right at the moment, his mind going even more crazy at the fact that the girl was singing about seeing his underwear! ~ Exactly what is more frightening? Having your throat crushed, or imagining Igor in his underwear?" quote95="She didn't even bother to look over at him as she added, 'I do believe you're in the wrong part of the Library. Romance for Dummies is somewhere around back.'. ~ Nicola Palmiro gives Prof Butler some sorely needed assistance."; quote96="Nicola had to suppress a laugh when she saw James - the high-and-mighty, I'm-so-awesome-because-I-can-talk-about-stars Professor James Butler - reduced to a stammering, simpering weakling. ~ Nicola strikes again."; quote97="Incompetent. Honestly, all Potions consists of is paying attention. Then again, Dogs aren't the smartest animals in the world. ~ Keith reflects on James's inability to make potions. Perhaps the mullet is the source of Keiths intellect?"; quote99="He could have asked Martina, but finding that woman was like finding nemo. ~ Ah, if only James hadn't fought with Tati. Seems he's run himself out of people to make Wolfsbane.."; quote100="'You had better keep your word or you will never be getting any after our meeting, I can promise you that.' ~ Tati utilises the only reliable threat, in order to ensure Chris keeps his promises."; quote101="After all... it had been over a week since she had last taken a life. She was getting a tad restless. ~ Amea hopes that Kristen will push her luck."; quote102="'You're skittish like a new inmate in a prison shower.'. ~ Kellan's wry observation of James, just after finding out that Kellan is, indeed, gay."; quote103="Erin thought of Luca in this respect as sort of like a dog... it was better to start training him early on, rather than give him everything he wants all the time. ~ Erin's method of preparing for marriage."; quote104="'Good attempt though young man,' he added as he walked away. From a distance he hollered, 'Detention won't be needed, your ego burst has been enough fun for me!'. ~ Jameson's methods of punishment may be a little unconventional, but they seem to work!"; quote105="Yes, great idea. It was disgustingly hot. Why didn’t they just go to the Sahara desert and go for a stroll through some quicksand? ~ Jesse's idea of a fun date. Riiiiiiight."; quote106="Ms 'I Didn't Have Enough Material For Much More Than A Belt, But I'll Call It A Skirt Anyway'. ~ Is Adele's sarcasm an indication of her fading youth? Perhaps someone's a little bitter..."; quote107="'And personally, I would prefer if you tacked a 'pretty please' to the end of your rather rude requests. But if you don't, I may be forced to demand that you lick my shoes before proceeding, and considering I have recently walked through yonder cow-paddock... you may simply want to be polite and have it done with.'. ~ Amea D is not one to be pushed about."; quote108="She wouldn’t mind even just sitting on his broom once while he did that move, just to see what it felt like. ~ Addison Michaels in all innocence. Minds out of the gutter, people."; quote109="'If James gives you any troubles, let me know. I'll call the humane society.' ~ Chris's method of dealing with problematic werewolves."; quote110="'I'm just glad to be back in my room. You probably wont believe this but its on the second floor of our hose with a rather large window.' ~ A rather odd housing arrangement there, Jay! [Typo]"; quote111="Nicola was silent as she gave James time to collect his thoughts (it was a long time, seeing how scatterbrained he was). ~ Another strike for Nurse Nicola."; quote112="Silverwolf: I think it was the day she saw me going 'oh pretty code what's this do?' ~ Tallygarunga is ever thankful that Silverwolf has promised to stay away from Mousie's precious codes.."; quote113="Keith: 'Can you believe it's almost the end of the 4th Term? Time flies by.' Alan: 'Keith, mate... school finished on the eighteenth.' What you been doing the past few days? Giving out detention to the kids for not turning up?' ~ Looks like Keith Anderson will be getting calendars for Christmas..."; quote114="Lisa: WOOOO!!! PMS I LOVE EM!!!! ~ Dear-oh-dear... anyone else think this is Too Much Information? Oh! Private Messages! Got it."; quote115="Truthfully, she had also wanted to give Speed something (who could resist such a face?) but had refrained knowing that it would be rude... and knowing that if she fed him too much Luke would get fat. ~ Deon seems to think that the 'dogs look like their owners' thing really works."; quote116="So Deon and Luck were hanging out together. Jay had never met Luke but heard about him. ~ If only Deon would share her luck! [Typo]"; quote117="Améa had to have known that she had won that argument, how was he meant to argue a logical argument on something that wasn’t logical? He couldn’t. ~ Evan loses to the women's method of arguing."; quote118="Luke kept one arm firmly wrapped around her waste the whole time they rode. ~ An interesting situation, if nothing else. [Typo]"; quote119="She grabbed some of the gold pasta that Luke had grabbed in a container, rummaging around some more in the basket until she found a fork to eat it with. ~ Now that's some expensive pasta!"; quote120="Tory bit her tongue, realising that it probably wasn’t very tactful to mention Adele as ‘the father of your baby.' ~ Once a man, always a man!"; quote121="His arms found a way around his boyfriends waist, glad that they weren't alone, because he still felt that awkwardness of being around other people and showing affection for Jesse. ~ Seems that Jay is happiest in his least favourite situations."; quote122="And still grinning she added, 'Which means you get Lady Macbeth and Améa as granddaughters now along with the twins.' If that combination of four didn't scare him off, nothing would. ~ Rowan makes sure Vladimir II is dead serious about marrying her mother."; quote123="'In other words, someone like me. But not related, because that is too land mass south of the main continent-ian.' ~ Amea seems to be finally picking up on the Victorian tradition of picking on Tasmanians."; quote124="Jules: I want the security footage of it...that and I slide across the dance floor and tripped over running about bar footed while setting up... ~ Jules just has to be one up. Bare feet is not enough! [CBox typo]"; quote125="'Maybe you can take a few night shifts once a month.' that would go over well since she needed to be as far away from the school as possible during the fool moon every month ~ And the moon isn't the only thing looking foolish, as Tati speaks to Evan."; quote126="'And I never want to see another man so long as I live...'. ~ Is the pain of birth enough to keep Adele to her outrageous statement? Of course not!"; quote127="Austin wondered how a pretty girl like Penny not have a girlfriend, she was a looker, and an awfully nice girl... just too much of a waste though. ~ Austin questions Penny's orientation. [Typo]"; quote128="Evan: nobody touches my bat unless I say so. ~ Captain Abstinence, and it all makes sense now.. [CBox]"; quote129="Evan fought the urge to cringe at the ice of sliding across ice on that much exposed skin. ~ Looks like Evan didn't think things quite through on his date with Tory. Note to self: Ice skating, bad choice."; quote130="'It just so happens that I don't like hockey,' Sara said. 'All it is is a bunch of men slamming each other up against walls. I don't think that's attractive at all. Maybe if I was a homosexual male I would, but I'm not, so I don't.' ~ Who might like hockey, and why she doesn't.. by Sara Gaine."; quote131="Her feet slipped a little more, and she looked down at them 'Calm you feet. Don't you know how to pay attention?' Raising her gaze back to the man she gave a shrug. 'They always seem to be doing things I tell them not to. They don't listen very well. I think they have ADD.' ~ It appears Lacey's feet are more special than most."; quote132="She half hoped that he would remove his pants as well, but she also, for the sake of herself, hoped that he would keep them on. ~ Sara's thoughts on the removal of Tony's clothes."; quote133="He slide his hand towards her bottom, but stopped himself, he was thinking with his other head, he had to take things slower. ~ Easy there, Tony-boy! Don't let the 'other head' rule you!"; quote134="'Wow, nothing… I am definitely taking you on a date for that.' Jayd stated bluntly. ~ One kiss, and Jayden Hurst is sold!"; quote135="As like a slow motion act, Crystal saw the book fall slowly, surely he would look up to see her if the book made a noise. Crystal kneeled slightly and grabbed the book just before it hit the ground.. ~ Crystal's stealthy actions. Hopefully Jayden won't notice!"; quote136="'We can build whatever will take us on a magical adventure and we can ride the crazy pink hair baboons toward Hal's Island!' Hal said, now getting into her imagination. ~ Haylie Jade gets carried away while creating fun for little Jack Alverston."; quote137="Hal's island? Is it awesome? Is it so totally cool? Does it have Cinnamon Toast Crunch?!' ~ Jack's innocent response, when confronted with the fantastical sounding Hal's Island."; quote138="'I'm Angelo. Unless you're going to tell someone about what you just witnessed. If that is the case, my name is Eugene.' ~ Angelo DeLuca takes on a conditional identity."; quote139="'Anyone wishing to do something?' she asked. 'Cards? A game? Cause severe bodily harm to the Headmaster? I'm up for anything.' ~ Looks like Amea du Contiaea really is up for anything!"; quote140="Nicola had been tending to one of the students in the Hospital Wing, and at first hadn't heard anyone come in. She knew she was going to have to work on that; she didn't want to come out of the back room and see students collapsing in the doorway from neglect. That wasn't going to reflect very well on her records. ~ How nice that Nicola cares so much about... her records??"; quote141="As if anything would actually happen at Tallygarunga! ~ Faith must have been in a box during the murders, stabbings, mysterious disappearances, Ministry upheavals, relationship chaos and, of course, whenever Scotty's characters reach their four-week lifespan."; quote142="'Is it some sort of custom to pad one's shoes?' she asked, her eyebrow still raised. 'Similar to the ways in which some would pad their crotch?' ~ Amea, trying to understand the full extent of Australian customs."; quote143="He guessed it was something unique in him that made him adverse to seeing people fall to their death. ~ Does Jason Wayland have a special talent? Or is that just humanity? Perhaps Amea should get some..."; quote144="'Next, another way to get to the hospital wing?' he motioned to the tower window with a flourish as he offered. ~ Will doesn't do things by half measures, and his efforts to get Deon to the hospital wing are no exception."; quote145="Nathan: I wouldnt dreeeeeeeeam of using aurora on children, though I feel it might be neccessary to hire a dementor for detention superviser ~ A new way to torment people? [Cbox Typo]"; quote146="In fact, Jake couldn't remember the next time he had properly talked to his brother.. ~ Remembering the future seems to be Jesse's particular talent. -- From the quote box itself, Mousie stuffs up the names for a classic new quote."; quote147="Everett: Mousie! I'm a total fangirl of Mousie -dies- ~ Isn't this just precisely what every admin wants to see in their CBox? Bring on more Mousie fans!"; quote148="She was on the verge of speaking out and calling Marcus a very nasty, dirty and disgusting excuse for a man if he wanted to play stripping games in the presence of incredibly young girls before she remembered that it wasn't necessary to strip in all types of poker games. ~ Adele learns there is more than just strip poker."; quote149="Goodness, as if it was hard to find the safe in the third drawer of the chest of drawers in the secret compartment of the locked wardrobe in Alan's room! ~ Nothing of Alan's is safe when Adele DeVylissea is around."; quote150="'Of course she is!' Alan said proudly, before his face took on a wry look. 'I mean, she is Adele's daughter.' aaaaaaand probably the wrong thing to say. To Keith, Adele's ex-boyfriend, who had also been a possible father of Lauren's. Alan's free hand went to Lauren's head, checking for any signs of mullet. No mullet? Good. Alan thought to himself. My baby. Mine! ~ Alan checks that the correct parentage has been given for little Lauren."; quote151="Drea sat back on her knees and bit her lip. ~ Is Drea Church just flexible, or built funny?"; quote152="But he wasn't really sure what sort of outfit said 'I'm sorry I stood you up the other night, we can be friends even though I'm your boss because I don't bite, I promise and I'm not mean enough to fire people just because we don't get along socially, please don't turn out to be a psycho freak'... choosing clothes was hard. ~ Alan takes clothing choice to the essay level."; quote153="It's not like he frequently dimly lit alleyways at night time. ~ Evan's calling... mood lighting?"; quote154="'I pointed my wand at a female…I pointed my wand at a female…' ~ As Evan freaks out, we find yet another explanation for the nickname 'Captain Abstinence'."; quote155="Mousie: Did you guys know Tally is nearly TWO? / Drea: --and all at once the crowd begins to sinning-- ~ Drea's reaction to the news is a little less conventional. [CBox]"; quote156="'A social?' she asked, raising an eyebrow. 'What are you, insane? This many new and varied international teachers in varying stages of homesickness, adjustment and culture shock... you plan on putting them all in a room together, and adding free booze?' ~ Adele questions the practicality of a social so soon in the year."; quote157="Why, oh why did that particular idea come attached to an out of sorts question? That question being -' What would it like to sleep with a Divination master?' And was shortly followed up by, 'Would he know every move you made before you made it?' coupled with,'Would he know just how to please you?' ~ From 'Questions Analina Darkholm will NOT be asking Regulus Rook'."; quote158="Normal banter? Rook rants on how Divination is so under-rated and he's hardly gotten any sign ups yet and she pretends to care? ~ Rook and Analina's relationship... [OOC]"; quote159="From the moment he awoke in the hospital wing, after falling down a flight of stairs Rook recognized Analina (or 'Lee' as he now has the privilege of calling her) as one of the prettiest blue and apricot blurs he had ever laid eyes on, though he couldn't appreciate it as well as if she had been a bit brawnier and had a beard or something. ~ Pretty, but not pretty enough."; quote160="'We make excellent ear-rings. When we're not in pieces that is. Oh how we'd make it up to you...' ~ It's a bad sign when your chess pieces start talking to you, isn't it? Regulus Rook is about to find out."; quote161="There were two roads she could take here. One involving whipping out her wand and hexing him so hard that his grand children would have their knees on backwards. The other, less amusing, option was to sit there, carry on with the conversation and hex him when he wasn't looking later on. Either way, Aksana would win. ~ No one likes to be 'the other girl' and Aksana is no different."; quote162="Mousie: sweet. It'd be super awesome cool if there was postee before I went to bed! / Manda: how long do i have? / Mousie: Well, considering I shoulda gone to bed three hours ago.. ~ Nothing like late night postee and negative time frames to spur you on. [CBox]"; quote163="Delicious Dempsey: Curious though, was Tory including Evi in her 3 important men? / Deputy: Who else did you think was in there? / Delicious Dempsey: Alana, Werrant & perhaps her bro ~ Is Dempsey trying to tell us something about Alan(a)?"; quote164="While Tory had attempted to steer off the subject Alan’s comments about Evan reassured Tory that he didn’t have an apparent signs of the mild insanity that ran in that family ~ What lovely thoughts Tory has about her potential boyfriend and his family’s mental health…"; quote165="'Matt's gonna come down and bring the food out and such, Is that flash? I mean, it's just Roo food, 'cept kinda in the dark cause the sun sets earlier these days.' ~ Oh Dear, Alan is stealing Skippy’s food again "; quote166="Drea was pretty much a girl when it came to blood and the thought of hurting someone ~ Drea the girl opposed to Drea the dude "; quote167="'I don't want to ask much of you while you're here, but if you're going to stay here, you act normal. Obey the laws of this country, because Aunty Del went to all the trouble of faking you a new birth certificate and all.' ~ Adele in another case of pot calling the kettle black when she asks for her nephew to act normal, if only for the sake of false legal documents. "; quote168="Once her one student had packed up his things and was on his way back to the school, Tati picked up her class list and crossed off Charlotte and made a little tick mark next to the other student that was supposed to be here. ~ Maybe Tati should reconsider her career choice if half of her class is not turning up..and there us only two of them! "; quote169="He cursed his luck, or lack thereof, especially since the momentous rain decided to fall right when he walked out from the hotel building, until he was hidden undercover at Basil's ~ Seems like James Butler has a bit of a stalker in that pesky rain… "; quote170="Did she recognize him? Of course. How could she forget? It was Peacock Boy, the ghost of term one. ~ Seems like Nicola is confusing students with the ghosts again…annoying how that happens! "; quote171="I dunno. I'm not really the actively-fun-seeking type, I guess. But I also haven't been feeling insufferably bored a lot lately - I mean, before I got bitten - so I guess that's a good sign. ~ How to fight off boredom Deon Setner style: Get bitten by a Doxy and end up in the hospital wing. "; quote172="Keith got up, and put his shoulder on Annora's for a moment. ~ Um. Ouch much for poor Nora. "; quote173="Nora was annoyed that Evan was being such a....boy about everything ~ One has to wonder what Nora would have expected from, well, a boy!"; quote174="There were times where rudeness was called for, and that had not been one of them. ~ Um, who are you and what have you done with the always proper Little Miss Manners, Amea du Contiaea?"; quote175="'Well, jealous exes were the sources of most of the gossip. I won't give you any names, though, sorry.' He really didn't want any of them to end up seriously injured. He didn't say that though ~ Good to see that Jason Wayland is on the ball when it comes to Amea. "; quote176="'Now think, if it wasn't for you, I would still be thinking about murdering my husband in my eighties!' ~ What a lovely thing of Mrs Miles to say to her son’s girlfriend….They probably don’t have a hallmark card quite right for that…yet. "; quote177="'Perhaps something fancier like buy you a nice car, or give you a paid vacation to the bahamas or something.' ~ Yes because that is the best way to impress a girl, Bryan, give her a paid vacation to another country away from you or give her the V8 to flee form you in… "; quote178="'It's me... your Aunt...' he tried to explain. 'Well, currently your Uncle, but usually your Aunt..' ~ Even Adele as a man appears to be as confused about it as we are! "; quote179="Alan had been in the middle of a good dream. Where nothing mattered, and he could have as much steak as he desired. ~ Look what those crazy kids are calling it these days!"; var ran_unrounded=Math.random()*179; var ran_number=Math.round(ran_unrounded); document.write(eval("quote"+ran_number));