[Headmaster Alan Burdett]

the almighty quote thread
Some of the more classic moments of Tallygarunga, here in simple quote form. To post your own quotes, use the form below for each individual quote.

IN CHARACTER

• 'Alan!' it hissed. 'You never said this wedding was in a graveyard!'. -- Meri's reaction to the wedding in the graveyard.
  
• His beady black eyes were focused on Alan, giving him the 'yeah, she should have known - but do you think she listens to me?' look .-- Lizard's attitude to Meri's reaction
  
• Silence sighed a bit over-dramatically and looked to Del. "You know, this strangly reminds me of being back in the psych ward at the hosptial. The prisoners would always try to barter for more crackers if they promised to be good." Silence gave a smile and asked politely, "Does Polly want a cracker?" -- Silence's reaction to Adele stubbornly refusing to remove her feet fromt the staff room table.
  
• 'Actually, Polly doesn't. Polly thinks you're way off the mark with your psych ward analogy, thanks you anyway, and says she's allergic to crackers which could probably be from a deep seated fear of being poisoned by a stranger rather than any real allergy she has to small dry biscuits.' -- Adele responds to Silence with the usual combination of sarcasm and condescension.
  
• "Jesus! I'm American, not Charles Manson....Gods" -- When he calls Alistair to help heal Rosa, Alis is hoping that this is not Val's handiwork, Val's reply to the inquiry:
  
• "However..." He slapped Charile across the face with this massive hand, knocking him down. "You are in my jurisdiction now puppy!" -- Drake to Silence's husband when he tries to one up him at Lachlan's
  
• Two deputies. Two redheaded deputies. Two female redheaded deputies. That was the part of the plan Alan wasn't sure of. -- Alan's thoughts on a staffing change suggestion of Cora's.
  
• Yes, Alan was interested. He'd racked his brains trying to think of a decent, viable way to break Adele's habit. So far he'd only managed to come up with decapitation, but that was never going to work. She'd probably pour it straight down her eosophagus and get drunker than ever.. and that would be a pretty messy party. -- Alan tries to cure alcoholism, but realises a hopeless situation when he sees one.
  
• Damien smirked at this last one. "Tha last would be death. We could just simply kill her and bury the body." He shrugged. "That is the one I didn't think you'd go for." -- Damien's creative suggestion for curing alcoholism.
  
• Damien looked directly at Alan. "The next way is quite hilarious in a way. Laxatives. Fill all of her flasks with laxatives...just...make sure you buy lots of toilet paper. She will need it." -- Another interesting suggestion on how to cure alcoholism, from everyone's favourite vampire professor, Damien Batista.
  
• Wait... I hired not one, but two DeVylissea's. I'm definitely insane. -- Just as well Alan realises it.
  
• Chocolate frogs, jelly slugs, chocolate covered cockroaches. YES! Dinner and dessert all in one. -- Lady Macbeth loves the Narrie cuisine.
  
• Hot bloody! Can he follow me home and I keep him? -- By Lady Macbeth's comments, look like Ro might have to fight off her familiar for Alistair MacGrath!
  
• "Though I know you wont tell Law Enforcement...Gods...it would be like Al Pacino walking into a cop house with a Tommy gun up his arse" -- Alistair MacGrath to Valentino Di Gaultier over the attack on Rosa
  
• 'Sorry if that was a bit off,' she said lightly. 'It's been a while since I've done that, I'm rusty as hell.'. -- Adele knows she's good, but even she sees the value in false modesty.
  
• "And I promise I'll never do it again because I feel like crap. I feel so guilty. So, I went to church and repented and now I've got a clean slate. And Ms. Adele, I would like you to help me make that slate a bit dirty." -- Nick will say almost anything for super happy fun time.
  
• Oh gods! The Pain that Wouldn't Die! -- Lady Macbeth after meeting Mark Carter yet again in Narrie.
  
• "Well, you got the strong part right but really, Carter some good personal hygeine would take care of that." -- Mark Carter should have known better than to call himself 'strong' around Rowan's razor sharp wit.
  
• ALISTAIR, MUM'S GETTING BEAT UP BY AN UGLY OVERGROWN OGRE IN TOWN. HELP -- Lady Macbeth calls for help, during the attack on Rowan.
  
• Alistair knew what it was like to get the safety lectures...'don?t eat your girlfriend' etc etc. It annoyed him beyond anything. -- Alistair's thoughts as he met with a student.
  
• 'And piercings, well.. I've had the ears done ever since I was a baby.. and from that moment I made a resolve to not let people stick bits of metal in me.'. She sighed.'And with a step-mum like Bethianna, a resolve like that goes a long way.'. -- Adele on the subject of body piercings.
  
• Alright everyone! Be quiet! Keep your hands to yourselves...your magical apparatus in your pockets at all times... -- Alistair getting the Bourke students together and settled for the trip to the Barbeque.
  
• A third option was that he was a sports player, but he didn't exactly look like he had any sense of humor. -- Gabs describing Charles Nightingale as she tries to figure what he does for a living
  
• "Yeh, Val has this whole Greenpeace fetish going. He likes to dress in a purple tie-dye leotard with Save The Tree's written over it..." -- Alistair upon hearing Valentino referred to as a good man:
  
• Alex laughed. "And what would that be, Mr. Frith? Jacking off to the Lingerie section of a Sears Catalog?" Alex said, a smirk upon her face. --Alex's reply to Nick saying: "Plus, I can't do things in here that I would be doing in a 'private' casino."
  
• Time to put in her all-time favorite: getting gossip while legitimately getting medical information our of a patient! --Silence prepares to find out if Nick is the reason Sophia and Vladimir are ill from liquor,
  
• Don't tell me our wittle Val likes someone again." The man faked a wipe of his cheek, as though a tear were falling. "They grow up so fast..." --Lachlan Manere on finding out his boss, Valentino, has started to care for a woman
  
• Hah. No wonder he liked being a head of house... it was little wonder he hadn't turned Spencer into a corrupt dictatorship, a total power trip on Nick's part. She could imagine it though, phone taps and military police flooding the dorms and common room... --Adele contemplating on Nick's tenure as Head of Spencer.
  
• What Vladimir kept in his mind was the vow. It had said he could not go after a student or professor should he lose control. It never said anything about a crazed, insane parental unit. --As Vladimir confronts his maniacal vampire sire trying to destroy Sophia,
  
• "In fact, I'm going to brew my own bear one day." --And thanks to a visit by the typo fairy, Nick finds an alternative to alcohol.
  
• Or drink some crackers --And thanks to a visit from the typo fairy squadron on this one, Silence's unusual method of enjoying saltines.
  
• 'We're the Christmas Decoration Police,' Adele said dryly. 'We want to know why yours are still out when clearly it is March.'. --Adele explaining to Nick's ex why they are there.
  
• Damien laughed. "It does not bother me to teach you at all, as long as you don't call me sir. We are both colleagues, and I expect the same out of you as everyone else, except for Nick Frith...I expect him to call me a dirty vampire. Just call me Damien." --Damien meeting the new Nurse's Aide, Martina for the first time.
  
• Gross Goblins... no... The Idiot's Guide to Potion Making... no... A Witch's Guide to... Wizards?! I don't even wanna know what that's about... --Jake Penn searching for a book in the library.
  
• And to hear bone cracking and to see Sophia falling did not settle well with Vladimir. Neither did Vittoria's going after her neck. After all, that was something only he was entitled to do. --Vladimir upon finding Vittoria trying to bite Sophia during a fight.
  
• And when Professor MacGrath left, Vladimir followed suit, taking Sophia directly to the common room, and not the Hospital Wing. That in itself would be suicide on his part. --Vlad's description of carrying a wounded Sophia out of Healing class.
  
• Vladimir: Crouching Vladimir, Hidden Dhampir. --This one comes from Cbox as Vladimir discusses his attack methods when they are needed.
  
• "And you, Mr. Valentin. I'm so sorry, really, I apologize. She attacked you from behind? She gets that from her mother's side, I swear." --Diego McGuire describing why his daughter would attack someone from behind.
  
• "I would love it if you stayed here tonight. We haven?t had a cosy night to ourselves in a while, and I want to be with you. I also need to take sample of blood and fluids...." --Alistair's romantic way of convincing Rowan to spend time with him.
  
• He had a few suspicions of her own, there was very little that could leave someone this happy when your entire future went down the drain. --Alan has a confusing moment of his own when resolving to talk to Adele about her break up with Nick. (Typo)
  
• "I thought that Nick and I were supposed to be, but he turned out to be a murderer, just like you!" --A drunken Adele reveals a frightening amount of professors at this school aren't what they seem - Let's make it easy - raise your hand if you haven't killed someone.
  
• "Teeth between his tongue, Leo aimed carefully, knowing Kate couldn?t be expected to run around to catch the ball and drop kicked it her direction, watching it sail through the air with satisfaction." --Leo reinvents the anatomy of the mouth (typo)
  
• Napoleon shrugged lightly, the white button up poo lifting slightly with his shoulder movements. --With a little help from a typo and the board filters, Napolean sets a new style trend.
  
• Instead, he checked the cloak and found that somehow, the rush had already come and gone downstairs. --Lachlan finds a new way to tell time. [Typo]
  
• "You were the one covering your eyes at my weeding, weren't you?" --Is Damien some sort of gardener all of a sudden?
  
• It was going to be harder to get out of his brain than an image of Pamela Anderson's free range chest. --Adele on trying to get Nick to quit thinking about power.
  
• Love you like rectal bleeding, Adele E. DeVylissea, Casual Relief Teacher - Tallygarunga Academy of Magic, Freelance Entertainer - Esplanade Hotel --Adele's unique signature style for formal letters.
  
• Rest assured that you'll know when visiting time has come around, they are rostered accordingly:Visit One: When hell freezes over. Visit Two: When pigs fly. Visit Three: When the Pope is not Catholic Visit Four: When bears stop shitting in the woods. --Adele schedules visits for Nick's parents.
  
• And he would be castrated with a spork. --Nick's inventive idea about what Adele might do to him when she realizes where he slept the previous night.
  
• He shrugged his shoulders, as though seeing a professor going on a rant was nothing new to him. Which it wasn't. After all, simply think of Frith. --When in jest, Professor Gnupprson acts as if he is ranting, why Vladimir is not phased by it:
  
• In fact, Jake couldn't remember the next time he had properly talked to his brother. -- Jake apparently having some difficulty with Divinations here [Typo]
  
• 'For three days Alan,' Liam sniffed. 'And you get upset when I sleep in past noon!'. --Liam's comment when Alan asks how long he's been unconcious after his heart attack
  
• Looking to the twins, he could see that they seemed to have become rather... attached to Pandora quickly. Now whether that was a good thing or not still remained to be seen. If Armagedon came, then one would know why. --Vladimir's thoughts on Pandora Hunter and his twins sisters hitting it off so well.
  
• The song, It?s Raining Men, burst into full colour in his mind. --Kellan's reaction to seeing Liam fall off of a roof onto him.
  
• With a sigh, Vladimir sat himself down on the couch, his twin sisters on either side of him, watching the same movie for the fifth time this evening. If he had to watch it one more time, he would probably have the whole thing memorized, with the script and everything else. --Vladimir baby sits his sisters.
  
• And then came the part where they suddenly wished for rides on his shoulders... he knew he should have hidden that bag of gummy bears better. --Looking after twins = fun + back pain for poor Vlad.
  
• But he should have know they would wish to see it over, and over... and over again. Did Vladimir mention the movie was repeated over again? Okay, good. --When babysitting twins, repetition is key!
  
• "I hear they have Percy burgers here, you seem like the type to appreciate them." --Napoleon explains his religion - Order of the Most High Burger!
  
• "A miracle drug, eh?" he said, smiling, "Soon I shall be perscribed by doctors across the country. I can see it now: 10 minutes with Jake, the best antidepressent around!" He sighed. "That would require a lot of travel on my part, though..." --Looks like Jake will be visiting many depressed teenage girls in the next few months.
  
• Kristen sat on the taxi towards Tallygarunga with despair. --Apparently, Kristen loves to feel the wind through her hair as she rides: [Typo]
  
• He wanted to drown the thing (Améa) and watch it die. But that wouldn't go over well with Adele. --A suggestion from Nick's Handy Hints & Tips for Impressing Your Girlfriend!
  
• "No drinking, no smoking...and you will have to stay in bed" --Alistair is hoping Adele will at least do one out of three of his instructions for recovering from dragonpox.
  
• "About the only thing I am sure of right now is my name and what school this is." Her grin widening a bit, she added "And occasionally, I'm not too sure of that first one some days." --A lost Paige Morgan explaining to Adam Brooke what she is sure of..... five minutes before calling herself the wrong name in another thread.
  
• 'Just as a note, Elscia,' Adele spoke up after a few minutes of silence. 'You may want to get a collar for your new lapdog - I hear he has a tendency to wander when bitches are about.'. --Adele describing Nick's ability to remain faithful to a woman.
  
• "It's like they're stuck together with crazy glue!" Viktoriya commented with a grin, knowing how close Vladdy was to Sophia. --The twins view on the togetherness of Vladimir and Sophia.
  
• Nick was naked in a bathtub that was begininng to suffer a near-tragic loss of bubbles. -- Ok, just have to figure out if the near-tragic loss is Nick's or Améa's here folks! Pm Your Votes to Silverwolf!
  
• Having Adele back at the school was like... well, it was as fun as continuous rectal bleeding. --Alan's thoughts on having Adele at the school.
  
• 'Come on, and hurry up with the hard stuff.' she said irritably. 'Being one of Scotty's lot you've probaby got a limited life expectancy anyway, so don't bloody waste it. Chop chop, and get me a drink drink.'. --Adele meeting one of Scotty's new characters for the first time.
  
• Oh how quaint. Rules, for a library. From his tone, she guessed they would be the usuals, about keeping hush, no doing illicit substances, treating books with respect and having to be <--this--> geeky to enter. --Adele's ideas of Eldric's library rules.
  
• 'Secondly, I'd like to point out that as a member of the teaching staff, I outrank you - you might want to remember that, because there'll be a quiz on it later. And believe me, if you fail that one you'll suffer for life.' --Adele warns Eldric what testing will be like.
  
• There were certainly some heavy books out there, and she felt she could at least train one arm to toss the heavy volumes with enough force to cause severe head trauma, most likely brain damage, but the ultimate goal here was death. --Adele has found a new specialty to study.
  
• She started feeling her pockets for whatever she could find to assist the child... anything. .....her eyes widening in relief when she felt something hard in her left pocket. "Aha!" she mouthed, pulling whatever it was out. She blushed, a box of tampons wasn't exactly what she'd expected to come out of there. --Martina learns what does NOT help asthma attacks.
  
• She fell backwards, her body then limp and unconscious. Cactuses really are a pain in the ass? --Karin's no-fail method for finding lost cactus plants.
  
• Vladimir told him simply, with a look of patience on his face. After being alive for almost 517 years, one had to aquire this trail at some point. --Professor Vladimir Valentin II's secret to developing patience.
  
• 'I think Mamiere would not be pleased to have been stepped on all day,' she mused. 'She is better off in the brassiere.'. --Améa explains why you should put photos in your bra not your shoe.
  
• "He was a good man, I loved him very much.' she sighed. 'I shall never forget the blood that came from him. So much.. and so fast." --Améa talking about her dad to Kingston. How to Impress Guys or perhaps she's been spending too much time with vampires??
  
• There was a wand only centimetres from her, and these things had a tendency to explode around her. She could only hope he was holding the wand backwards. --Améa's feelings as Prof Blackhelm points a wand at her trying to discipline her.
  
• Sawyer gave a hearty jump, dropping the cards he held in his hand as Captain Goth landed swiftly before him in the very place the imaginary dealer had been sitting. --Sawyer's description of Manus Imperium jumping out of a tree.
  
• So far, James knew that Nicola teaches at Tallygarunga, used to tend to crazy decapitated people, and has an Italian surname - oh, not forgetting the satire attitude. --And here we learn why Prof. Butler choose Astronomy over Medicine .... Crazy + beheaded = dead, James dear.
  
• He shook her head at her, and smiled, --Professor Butler apparently has some gender issues.
  
• Rustin knew she was as much of a cheerleader as Marylin Manson was a pink-wearing fairy princess from the magical land of Narnia. --Rustin comments on Kristen's chances of being mistaken for a perky cheerleader.
  
• Glaring for a moment, her next actions he didn't anticipate and soon he was doubled over in pain from where she had kneed him. For the love of hell had she gotten pointers from his son's little wench?? --Igor discovers its a 'woman thing'.
  
• She didn't even bother to look over at him as she added, "I do believe you're in the wrong part of the Library. Romance for Dummies is somewhere around back." --The ever helpful Nicola gives Professor Butler some assistance finding the book he needs.
  
• Nicola had to suppress a laugh when she saw James - the high-and-mighty, I'm-so-awesome-because-I-can-talk-about-stars Professor James Butler - reduced to a stammering, simpering weakling. --How she managed to suppress it, we'll never know.
  
• Incompetent. Honestly, all Potions consists of is paying attention. Then again, Dogs aren't the smartest animals in the world. --Keith's thoughts upon hearing James Butler's incompetence when it came to Potion-making.
  
• He could have asked Martina, but finding that woman was like finding nemo. --James regretting that he isn't talking to Tati at the moment and he realizes that no one can help him make the Wolfsbane Potion.
  
• "You had better keep your word or you will never be getting any after our meeting, I can promise you that." --Tatiana Verdente's method of getting Chris to keep promises... with a reward like that bet he keeps his word.
  
• After all... it had been over a week since she had last taken a life. She was getting a tad restless. --Améa hopes Kristen will push her luck.
  
• "You're skittish like a new inmate in a prison shower" --Kellan's observation on James Butler's reaction to Kell's gayness.
  
• Erin thought of Luca in this respect as sort of like a dog... it was better to start training him early on, rather than give him everything he wants all the time. --Erin's hints on preparing for marriage.
  
• "Good attempt though young man," he added as he walked away. From a distance he hollered, "Detention won't be needed, your ego burst has been enough fun for me!" --Professor Jameson Star as he illustrates Darius' incorrect magic attempts.
  
• Yes, great idea. It was disgustingly hot. Why didn?t they just go to the Sahara desert and go for a stroll through some quicksand? -- Jesse's idea of a fun date.
  
• Ms 'I Didn't Have Enough Material For Much More Than A Belt, But I'll Call It A Skirt Anyway'. --Adele's feeling a bit bitter (Perhaps longing for the days when SHE could get away with dressing this way).
  
• 'And personally, I would prefer if you tacked a 'pretty please' to the end of your rather rude requests. But if you don't, I may be forced to demand that you lick my shoes before proceeding, and considering I have recently walked through yonder cow-paddock... you may simply want to be polite and have it done with.'. --Forget Miss Manners, it's Améa's Book of Etiquette Methods now!
  
• She wouldn't mind even just sitting on his broom once while he did that move, just to see what it felt like. --Addison Micheals appreciates the complicated quidditch move of Logan Mitchell.
  
• Imaging the choas and ancharcy she and Kat were going to cause. --And Gwen Evans successfully adds three new words to the English dictionary. [Typo]
  
• "If James gives you any troubles, let me know. I'll call the humane society." --Chris' idea of helping should James Butler (werewolf) trouble Nicola.
  
• I'm just glad to be back in my room. You probably wont believe this but its on the second floor of our hose with a rather large window. --Jay's rather unique housing arrangments [Typo]
  
• Nicola was silent as she gave James time to collect his thoughts (it was a long time, seeing how scatterbrained he was). --Nicola may have found the reason, it was so hard to housebreak James.
  
• Keith: "Can you believe it's almost the end of the 4th Term? Time flies by." Alan: 'Keith, mate... school finished on the eighteenth.' What you been doing the past few days? Giving out detention to the kids for not turning up?' --Why Keith will be getting calendars from everyone he knows for Christmas.
  
• Truthfully, she had also wanted to give Speed something (who could resist such a face?) but had refrained knowing that it would be rude... and knowing that if she fed him too much Luke would get fat. --Deon thinks that Jesse's dog Speed has some kind of amazing digestive system.
  
• So Deon and Luck were hanging out together. Jay had never met Luke but heard about him. -- Jay notices that Deon has good fortune on her side [Typo]
  
• Améa had to have known that she had won that argument, how was he meant to argue a logical argument on something that wasn't logical? He couldn't. --Evan learns quickly why men never win an argument with women.
  
• As he strolled the street though, his nose caught the scent of... happy little children. That in itself made him gag silently. --Why Igor would never succeed in a career in day car.
  
• He exclaimed, seeing that now the girl, both her and her twin, forgot their fear of him and began to sing some hideous, traumatizing song that wanted to make his ears bleed a lot of blood. --Igor with the twins.
  
• For everytime that the girl would ask him questions, Igor would twitch visably. Ugh... Really, he might end up making an exception to his usual rule of not usually harming little people. --When the twins are around, Igor discovers a homicidal urge involving children.
  
• Igor wanted to crush the bloody girl's trachea right at the moment, his mind going even more crazy at the fact that the girl was singing about seeing his underwear! --Don't we always go crazy when the twins sing about our underwear?
  
• Luke kept one arm firmly wrapped around her waste the whole time they rode, --Ask yourself: Do you really want to know?
  
• She grabbed some of the gold pasta that Luke had grabbed in a container, rummaging around some more in the basket until she found a fork to eat it with. --Deon is about to dig into some pretty expensive pasta.
  
• It occurred to her in a flash that it might be Uncle Duck! Tory quickly stripped off her T-shirt again and duck out the gauze, tape and bandage and as fast as she could --Torianna's new way of getting the bandage out of hiding. [Typo]
  
• Alan's landing was a lot smother then Tory's had been and he came back looking a bit big-headed. --Apparently, Alan will do anything to win.... [Typo]
  
• She bit her tongue, realising that it probably wasn't very tactful to mention Adele as 'the father of your baby'. --That Andrew disguise of Adele's had everybody fooled.
  
• His arms found a way around his boyfriends waist, glad that they weren't alone, because he still felt that awkwardness of being around other people and showing affection for Jesse. --So Jay is happy when...things AREN'T how he likes them to be...
  
• And still grinning she added, "Which means you get Lady Macbeth and Améa as granddaughters now along with the twins." If that combination of four didn't scare him off, nothing would. --Rowan's sure fire method for making sure Vladimir II is serious about marrying her mother:
  
• In other words, someone like me. But not related, because that is too land mass south of the main continent-ian. --Améa has picked up on a well-known notion while in Australia.
  
• Jay laughed at his boyfired and finally set down the menu. Deciding on just a cheeseburger and some fries, he watched Jesse study the menu. "Well I'm not sayign that I'm excited about the homework. It's good that we are doign something so my grades wont drop. I'm already toeign the line as it is." He took a drink from his glass and then continued."I just really liek the potions lab. You would have to be there to understand. It has to do with one of the potions that the professor likes to brew." The waitress quickly scribbled down what Jesse wanted. "Just a cheese burger please, with chips." In his mind they were still french fries but he had gotten used to using the local word for it in resturaunts. "Maybe? You mean you arent sure if you want to spend your next break with me?" He wasn't all too suprised about Luke or Deon. Sending the first letter is awkward and had a way of wearign out your nerves. "Well it's good they finaly did write." -- Is this a new record for Lisa? Count and see!
  
• "Maybe you can take a few night shifts once a month." that would go over well since she needed to be as far away from the school as possible during the fool moon every month. --Perhaps this is why turning to a werewolf every month is difficult for Tati?
  
• 'And I never want to see another man so long as I live...'. --And Adele proves WHY you should never say never...
  
• Austin wondered how a pretty girl like Penny not have a girlfriend, she was a looker, and an awfully nice girl... just too much of a waste though. --Apparently Austin questions Penny's sexual orientation.
  
• Evan: Nobody touches my bat unless I say so. --Erm, perhaps this explains how Evan got his title of Captain Abstinence?
  
• Evan fought the urge to cringe at the ice of sliding across ice on that much exposed skin --Are we getting the impression that Evan really DIDN'T want to go ice-skating for his date? Or do anything else with ice for that matter.
  
• " Elsie tapped her quill against the stack of parchment she had been writing on for the last hour or so. Her head was laying on the blood she had been reading (key word had been reading) and while continuing to make little holes through her stack of paper." --When books fail you, find something else to read! [Typo]
  
• The walk from the common rune had been short, and for that Elsie was glad. --Elsie seems to have discovered a new rune (TYPO)
  
• He'd barely had time to think about everything that had gone wrong. Well.. at least with Rowan gone there was one less thing to think about. He nodded. --Alan's typo, a Freudian slip about how he really feels about Rowan?
  
• While Tory had attempted to steer off the subject Alan’s comments about Evan reassured Tory that he didn’t have an apparent signs of the mild insanity that ran in that family -- What lovely thoughts Tory has about her potential boyfriend and his family’s mental health…
  
• 'Matt's gonna come down and bring the food out and such, Is that flash? I mean, it's just Roo food, 'cept kinda in the dark cause the sun sets earlier these days.' -- Oh Dear, Alan is stealing Skippy’s food again
  
• Drea was pretty much a girl when it came to blood and the thought of hurting someone -- Drea the girl opposed to Drea the dude
  
• “I don't want to ask much of you while you're here, but if you're going to stay here, you act normal. Obey the laws of this country, because Aunty Del went to all the trouble of faking you a new birth certificate and all.” -- Adele in another case of pot calling the kettle black when she asks for her nephew to act normal, if only for the sake of false legal documents.
  
• Once her one student had packed up his things and was on his way back to the school, Tati picked up her class list and crossed off Charlotte and made a little tick mark next to the other student that was supposed to be here. -- Maybe Tati should reconsider her career choice if half of her class is not turning up..and there us only two of them!
  
• He cursed his luck, or lack thereof, especially since the momentous rain decided to fall right when he walked out from the hotel building, until he was hidden undercover at Basil's -- Seems like James Butler has a bit of a stalker in that pesky rain…
  
• Did she recognize him? Of course. How could she forget? It was Peacock Boy, the ghost of term one. -- Seems like Nicola is confusing students with the ghosts again…annoying how that happens!
  
• I dunno. I'm not really the actively-fun-seeking type, I guess. But I also haven't been feeling insufferably bored a lot lately - I mean, before I got bitten - so I guess that's a good sign." -- How to fight off boredom Deon Setner style: Get bitten by a Doxy and end up in the hospital wing.
  
• Keith got up, and put his shoulder on Annora's for a moment. -- Um. Ouch much for poor Nora.
  
• Nora was annoyed that Evan was being such a....boy about everything -- One has to wonder what Nora would have expected from, well, a boy!
  
• There were times where rudeness was called for, and that had not been one of them. -- Um, who are you and what have you done with the always proper Little Miss Manners, Améa du Contiaea?
  
• Well, jealous exes were the sources of most of the gossip. I won't give you any names, though, sorry." He really didn't want any of them to end up seriously injured. He didn't say that though -- Good to see that Jason Wayland is on the ball when it comes to Améa
  
• Now think, if it wasn't for you, I would still be thinking about murdering my husband in my eighties -- What a lovely thing of Mrs Miles to say to her son’s girlfriend….They probably don’t have a hallmark card quite right for that…yet.
  
• Perhaps something fancier like buy you a nice car, or give you a paid vacation to the bahamas or something. -- Yes because that is the best way to impress a girl, Bryan, give her a paid vacation to another country away from you or give her the V8 to flee form you in…
  
• 'It's me... your Aunt...' he tried to explain. 'Well, currently your Uncle, but usually your Aunt..' -- Even Adele as a man appears to be as confused about it as we are!
  
• Alan had been in the middle of a good dream. Where nothing mattered, and he could have as much steak as he desired. -- Look what those crazy kids are calling it these days!
  
• Nicola had been tending to one of the students in the Hospital Wing, and at first hadn't heard anyone come in. She knew she was going to have to work on that; she didn't want to come out of the back room and see students collapsing in the doorway from neglect. That wasn't going to reflect very well on her records. -- So nice that Nicola cares about her... records??
  
• As if anything would actually happen at Tallygarunga! --
  
• -- Faith must have been in a box during the murders, stabbings, mysterious disappearances, Ministry upheavals, relationship chaos and, of course, whenever Scotty's characters reach their four-week lifespan.
  
• 'Is it some sort of custom to pad one's shoes?' she asked, her eyebrow still raised. 'Similar to the ways in which some would pad their crotch?" -- [Améa is still trying to get a grasp on these strange Australian customs.
  
• He guessed it was something unique in him that made him adverse to seeing people fall to their death. -- Jason thinks he has a special talent. Or is that called humanity? Perhaps Améa should get some of that?
  
• "Next, another way to get to the hospital wing?" he motioned to the tower window with a flourish as he offered. -- Perhaps Will mistook the idea of taking a different direction to get to the Hospital Wing with being perfectly sure Deon would be admitted.
  
• Anyone wishing to do something?' she asked. 'Cards? A game? Cause severe bodily harm to the Headmaster? I'm up for anything.' -- Améa offering ideas for a few fun afternoon activities
  
• "I'm Angelo. Unless you're going to tell someone about what you just witnessed. If that is the case, my name is Eugene." -- Angelo decides to take on a conditional identity.
  
• She half hoped that he would remove his pants as well, but she also, for the sake of herself, hoped that he would keep them on. -- Sara's thoughts on Tony removing his wet clothes.
  
• He slide his hand towards her arse, but stopped himself, he was thinking with his other head, he had to take things slower. -- Tony trying not to let his other head control him.
  
• “Wow, nothing… I am definitely taking you on a date for that.” Jayd stated bluntly... -- Jayd's response to Crystal's kiss.
  
• As like a slow motion act, Crystal saw the book fall slowly, surely he would look up to see her if the book made a noise. Crystal kneeled slightly and grabbed the book just before it hit the ground.. -- Crystal attempting to be quiet so Jayd doesn't notice her.
  
• "We can build whatever will take us on a magical adventure and we can ride the crazy pink hair baboons toward Hal's Island!' Hal said, now getting into her imagination. -- Haylie tells Jack before their adventure.
  
• "Hal's island? Is it awesome? Is it so totally cool? Does it have Cinnamon Toast Crunch?!" -- Jack's response to Haylie's Island.
  
• "It just so happens that I don't like hockey," Sara said. "All it is is a bunch of men slamming each other up against walls. I don't think that's attractive at all. Maybe if I was a homosexual male I would, but I'm not, so I don't." -- Sara talking about how she doesn't like hockey, and who might actually like hockey.
  
• Her feet slipped a little more, and she looked down at them "Calm you feet. Don't you know how to pay attention?" Raising her gaze back to the man she gave a shrug. "They always seem to be doing things I tell them not to. They don't listen very well. I think they have ADD." -- On the ice, Lacey talks about how her feet work.
  
• There were two roads she could take here. One involving whipping out her wand and hexing him so hard that his grand children would have their knees on backwards. The other, less amusing, option was to sit there, carry on with the conversation and hex him when he wasn't looking later on. Either way, Aksana would win. -- Aksana doesn't take being 'the other girl' lightly.
  
• We make excellent ear-rings. When we're not in pieces that is. Oh how we'd make it up to you...' -- Chess pieces talking to Rook during a match (probably not a good sign).
  
• From the moment he awoke in the hospital wing, after falling down a flight of stairs Rook recognized Analina (or 'Lee' as he now has the privilege of calling her) as one of the prettiest blue and apricot blurs he had ever laid eyes on, though he couldn't appreciate it as well as if she had been a bit brawnier and had a beard or something. -- Rook explains meeting Lee & his sexual preference (at the same time).
  
• Why, oh why did that particular idea come attached to an out of sorts question? That question being -' What would it like to sleep with a Divination master?' And was shortly followed up by, 'Would he know every move you made before you made it?' coupled with,'Would he know just how to please you?' -- Questions that Analina will most assuredly NOT ask Rook in the near future.
  
• 'A social?' she asked, raising an eyebrow. 'What are you, insane? This many new and varied international teachers in varying stages of homesickness, adjustment and culture shock... you plan on putting them all in a room together, and adding free booze?' -- Adele makes a good point regarding the start of a new school year... the first year with Vampires and Werewolves on staff.
  
• “I pointed my wand at a female…I pointed my wand at a female…” -- Captain Abstinence strikes again!
  
• It's not like he frequently dimly lit alleyways at night time. -- Evan's hobby, giving mood lighting.
  
• But he wasn't really sure what sort of outfit said 'I'm sorry I stood you up the other night, we can be friends even though I'm your boss because I don't bite, I promise and I'm not mean enough to fire people just because we don't get along socially, please don't turn out to be a psycho freak'... choosing clothes was hard. -- Alan takes making a statement with your clothes to the Essay Level:
  
• Drea sat back on her knees and bit her lip. -- Apparently Drea is rather 'flexible' or built strangely!
  
• 'Of course she is!' Alan said proudly, before his face took on a wry look. 'I mean, she is Adele's daughter.' aaaaaaand probably the wrong thing to say. To Keith, Adele's ex-boyfriend, who had also been a possible father of Lauren's. Alan's free hand went to Lauren's head, checking for any signs of mullet. No mullet? Good. Alan thought to himself. My baby. Mine! -- Alan on making sure Lauren really was his, and not Keith's.
  
• Goodness, as if it was hard to find the safe in the third drawer of the chest of drawers in the secret compartment of the locked wardrobe in Alan's room! -- Nothing is safe from Adele... especially Alan's things!
  
• The horse's name was odd, too. Waterbreak. They might as well have named it Last Stage of Pregnancy. -- Deon doesn't think much of the Cooper family's ability to come up with animal names. In all fairness, Waterbreak is easier to say.
  
• Alan: ‘Cute for a psychopath, isn’t she?’ -- Alan introduces Kate
  
• Alan: 'It's Kate that I don’t trust. She's evil. Pure evil.'’ -- Alan on Kate
  
• Aksana: She didn't really need a chess piece commenting on her social life. "You know, good sir, you should really shut up before I feed you to my cat." -- The downside of Wizard Chess
  
• Jay Roberts: It's a shame about the crops,” she said absently. -- Gender mix-up. :3
  
• She didn't really know why, but for some reason she always liked to be on top of something when she could. -- Deon really needs to consider rephrasing.
  
• Angelo could sense that if he kept talking he'd soon find his foot firmly lodged in his metaphorical mouth. -- Angelo seems to have learned an important lesson about talking to girls.
  
• Absolutely pathetic. it's a bug. It's not a Hungarian Horntail.. -- Annora shows a certain amount of....disdain for Ana and her fear of bugs.
  
• It wasn;t like he cared she had a huge imagintation, or that she was always looking for new pranks to pull on people, or that she had a huge crush on the Headmaster. -- Hal's left out parts about telling Jay about herself.
  
• Everybody in the common room seemed to enjoy it... At least, all the guys did. -- Jay's guess on how the Spencer guys took Hal's see through shirt.
  
• "Wow! Geezum crow!" He looked at Hal, eyes wide once again. "This place is so awesome! It's so cool! It's all jungle like! I think I see a snake over there!" -- Jack's reaction to seeing Hal's Island
  
• There were two roads she could take here. One involving whipping out her wand and hexing him so hard that his grand children would have their knees on backwards. The other, less amusing, option was to sit there, carry on with the conversation and hex him when he wasn't looking later on. Either way, Aksana would win. -- Ana took Jay's news of having another girl in the picture a little worse than he had hoped
  
• "I'm fine..just a little tired and all that." Aksana told Brandy. What Brandy didn't know is that by "tired" she meant "Well, that guy over there has the potential to screw me over." and by "All that" Ana was saying that "She wasn't sure if she wanted to date him or just screw with his head. Both seemed really awesome." -- Ana is torn between being civilized and a complete jerk
  
• When it came to boys she enjoyed a certain amount of playing with her food before she ate it. -- O_O Perhaps a bit of rewording is in order?
  
• With each new skill and trait Tony revealed to her, she found herself liking him more and more, and just when she didn't think it was possible to like him more than she already did, he pulled something else out of his bag of tricks. -- With stats like that, Tony Rios and his bag of tricks must be starting to resemble Santa Claus...
  
• Any time you want a show! Just ask! And Super Hal will be there in a flash!!" Hal said jumping again. -- Haylie Jade puts man's best friend to shame everywhere; who needs slippers when you have a female best friend and a maid outfit!
  
• Perhaps he should just let Liam squeeze his bottom more. After all, he was a single man now." -- Kellan Miles knows the answer to heartbreak when he feels it; a good tush squeeze!
  
• There was that awkwardness. It was as if they were dancing around some obviously uncomfortable topic or a huge pink elephant as Jesse would probably say. -- Sounds like Jay Roberts and Jesse Cooper are up to unusual tribal dances with pink elephants at Nightlife.
  
• Anton was dressed in a black shirt and trousers, the kind of collarless shirts that buttoned to the neck, long sleeves. On his right hand was the ever-present leather glove that covered the damage already done to him by Kazimir Petrov. -- Who is Anton Hunter's stylist these days; his grandmother with his shirt that sounds suspiciously like a cardigan or Michael Jackson with the other glove?
  
• The fact that a minister was visiting the school wouldn't have bothered him, if it was Werrent Bloody Pierce. -- Funny, you'd think if Kellan DIDN'T have a problem with Werrant being the Minister in question he would have at least gotten his middle name right.
  
• "I am completely estatic.", -- Technology creeps into every aspect of our lives! Now even Evan's static is electronic!
  
• "We should grab breakfast tomorrow, or probably best to me it lunch.", -- *Sigh* We all knew it lay beneath his expensively clad exterior, but finally a Freudian slip shows Evan to be the self-centered male he is.
  
• he had decided that nothing says 'I've been in love with you for a year but haven't had the nerve to say anything.Of course you didn't know so you went off and got involved with someone else. Now that he's picked another girl over you and you're broken up over it and I'm finally making my move." quite like an accessory for her broom -- Too bad for Angelo that they don't make greeting cards for that situation.")
  
• She was on the verge of speaking out and calling Marcus a very nasty, dirty and disgusting excuse for a man if he wanted to play stripping games in the presence of incredibly young girls before she remembered that it wasn't necessary to strip in all types of poker games. -- Adele discovers there is more to life than strip poker.
  
• No, not even if Hell froze over and Satan happily skated upon the Lake of Fire in a pink tutu.[ -- Igor predicts Pierce's chances of success
  
• "I'm Cupid, who's come to shoot an arrow up your ass to make you fall in love with the wall." -- Igor introduces himself to Kazimir
  
• Rory gave the stack of essays on his desk a glare. "Stop sitting there like that and making me feel lazy!" She said the the papers. --Rory shows beyond doubt just how much of a man he is
  
• "Hey your models wrong.. even I know that Pluto is a dwarf and not a planet... or was he a dog.. ". -- Apparently Marcus doesn't know the difference between the solar system and the Disney Channel
  
• I DON'T LOOK GOOD IN TRASH BAGS!" -- Rory is a little afraid of loosing his job
  
• I've kind of accepted the fact that I will get no action unless Kellan gets bored one night.". -- Rory on his romance prospects
  
• A guy gets...lonely sometimes up here with only his telescope.". -- Rory on ahem.. Telescopes
  
• He just smiled as he ran his hand through her hair, with a sigh he pulled out his wand and tapped his head resetting his hair into his usual spikes. -- Apparently Jean Ruel has doubts about whether he is a Jean or a Jeanette
  
• And she was miffed by this sudden development too, after all - since when did headmasters go around hiring drunks to assist in things? Adele decided to count her own three hirings at the school as irelevant, -- Logic by Adele nuff said
  
• it was her school and if anyone was going to drink on duty it would be someone she could trust. Like herself, of course. -- Adele jumps to Tally's defense
  
• "Oh, I think you go a little of the sludge on your neck, oh wait, never mind, that's just your big ol' head!" Crystal said laughing. -- Looks like Crystal's got it out for miss big head (Jeremy).
  
• "I suppose that's reassuring. I know that some parents still keep the traditional, old skool values about marrying a woman who has had your children, and I respect that entirely!" -- For someone worrying about children's education, Pandora seems to have lost one of the very essentials, spelling.Seriously? Skool? Tsk tsk.
  
• he's sporting a new shirt, a new job, a new wand... and rumour has it, new underwear! -- Madge heads into TMI on Alan
  
• She LOVES chocolate, she can have anything which includes chocolate, maybe that's the reason, she's always interested guys with dark complexion :p -- Kat Watson's rather interesting equation for liking guys :D
  
• I know this because my grandmother is the chef. -- Luca is about to discover what his mother thinks of being called his grandmother
  
• "Humm.. didn't you used to have those pink bathers with the frilly things?" --Marcus's embarrassing remembrance of Alyse's days at Tally.
  
• Charming him to fall in love with the blackboard...' Marie snickered. 'Sheer genius, dear. But the rest of you are welcome to call me Marie, or Mum as you wish.' -- Wish I had a mum like that...
  
• And she's preggo in the eggo too. Due in a few weeks. -- Alyse's comments on her best friend")
  
• +Jay And now YOU are the one avoiding ME! +Aksana:Hmm? Sorry if you were having a meltdown...I had better things to do. Like count tiles on the ceiling. -- Aksana is either easily amused or still mad a Jason"
  
• +Evan Dempsey: See Death is very impatient.. on that note *pulls out a wad of bills* So how much to get to you to take care of a few people for me and maybe leave the wife and Myself alone for a few years at least....Death: -stares at Evan out of hollow, pupil-less eyes- I have a schedule, everyone dies at the proper time, more or less. And money has no meaning for me. -- After Death takes Merrr, Evan tries to bribe him.
  
• Charlotte Bell - *peeks over magazine to better hear his response* -- Apparantly, Charli's senses work a bit differently than the rest of us.
  
• The Captain said before whistling innocently and backing away a few steps before taking off to try to convince the two female blondes on the crew that there was a pirate flag in his pants that they needed to check out. -- Pirate Pick up Line #42
  
• "Ooooh Arrrrgh.... Who's a dirty little wench...You're certainly shivering me timber, baby." The comment was followed by a groan and giggles from somewhere in the lower deck of the ship and it caused Ria, Evan and Herbert and the crewmen to shudder when they realised what it was signalling. Everyone scurried about, making as much noise as they could to avoid hearing anymore outbursts from the lower deck. -- Uh......... oh..... Ok maybe the honey's not that bad after all O_O
  
• While she did want to rescue her ‘friend’ this was also helping to cure her boredom because there was nothing quite like the thrill of adventure from the comfort of a couch, being fanned by two unarguably attractive shirtless men and being fed fresh fruit by a third while everyone else ran around taking care of everything. -- Welcome to Pirating Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous with your host, Robbing Beach
  
• But again, Captain Goon always forgot about those two girls. Last time he had encountered them, he realized why they were called the 'Twins of Terror' having had bottles of rum chucked down... low. Where it hurt. Very very much. -- Rum bottle use # 138: Making Evil Dread Pirates sing high soprano
  
• "Do not worry Nathy, Princess Ria and the HMS Frosted Cupcake will kidnap you…from being kidnapped.’ -- When you consider part of the crew involves 'Evi's creepy little caped friend', maybe he should worry a little?
  
• It was one of the rare times of boredom where [Lady Ria], would not have even minded the company of Rory Dawson, and then Ria came to her senses and laughed off the moment of poor judgement. -- And we wonder why Rory is always taking care of something 'below decks'?
  
• "Yarr find that no good rat and tell him there's a mess in Captain's Quarters that requires his ass" -- Perhaps this is another one of those moments that its just better not to go there
  
• "At your service, Sir. Sorry for the delay, I was taking care of something..." Rory wrinkled his nose at the memory of the smell. "Below deck" .... "I mean actually below deck, not..yes, well...nevermind that." -- Unfortunately no one told Rory that
  
• Rach nodded her head curtly. Wine, cocktail, vodka hooked up to an IV and pumped straight into her bloodstream, right now she wasn't fussy. -- Rachel channels the Adeles
  
• "Ohmygodohmygodohmygod…I was just rude to a relatively important ministry man…what if he finds a way to put me in jail? I can't go to jail…I'm too pretty...." -- As Rory reacts to finding out Kazimir is an auror, the strains of "I feel pretty, Oh so pretty....." Begin to sound through Zoom's Brooms.
  
• New professor in the middle of the term--that didn't happen often. Ethan grudgingly walked into the classroom, not sure if he was late for the class or not. -- Apparently Ethan was not one to attend many of his classes at Tally to know when professors changed
  
• "Breath Rory. She can't possibly be THAT angry with you" Rory thought as he knocked on the door to the house where he had heard that a Miss Ria Dempsey was staying. -- Wanna bet?
  
• Herbert reached out in the direction of the kitchen and flicked his wrist as soon a small bottle of fine aged whiskey floated in from the direction and was plucked from the air. Having had used this technique a few times with Del, Herbert had to at least give it a try as he unscrewed the lid and carefully held the open bottle under Ria’s nose as to allow her to breath in the scent of the alcohol. -- Better than smelling salts... At least where an Adele is concerned
  
• Mel was always bugging him to get one of them moebiles but he wasn't a fan, apparently for a moebile you had to have some strange kind of nakid mutant frog and then subscription services for dogs to clean the little screenything.. then it would tell you who you where allowed to fall in love with. Yes Marcus didn't trust them one iota. -- Marcus explains the high technology behind cell phones
  
• She found herself giggling at the way Alan had landed. He would need to get better at that; apparition was easy and Rach did tend to surprise it on people..... Maybe next time she would need to ensure she had a more secure grip on him - something like a choke-hold maybe. -- Rachel considers methods to keep Alan on his feet during apparating
  
• He learned early that being a good wizard isn't just about one's wand, but the whole body. -- Something most men need to learn
  
• Professor Ivan asks his Musicary class: "Now... What kind of music do you think will help the casting of Stupefy?" -- Personally, Metallica at fullvolume when they're not expecting it usually works for me
  
• [Rachel's book,] collection had grown over thirty years of so of being passionate about books and it would be wonderful to see them stacked on shelves in their house. It was Rach's way of marking her territory in a way, and a whole lot more hygenic than urinating on things. -- At least we know she's apparently house broken!
  
• Marcus said as the kettle whistled shrilly to remind him of what he was supposed to be doing. He'd probably do better with a bird under his belt anyway. -- Forget S.P.E.W, this one needs the R.S.P.C.A., Audobon and PETA!!!!
  
• She carefully pushed open the door, entering Lucretia's office and gave her boos a nervous smile. "Um...Ms. Ingram, there...there's something I need to talk to you about," -- Lucretia may be 'chicken lady' to some but she's Jayden's sweet 'boos'
  
• She had head all about him from Marcus and it was cool to actually get to see him, even if they hadn't officially met yet. -- Apparently Chloe had been spending time with Headgirl
  
• ...still trying to drag her attention away from those ears. They were kind of cool actually - if you squinted slightly you could almost imagine this person whom she was assuming was the teacher was actually a goat. A very pretty red headed goat. All she needed was the ability to produce cheese from no-where and Chloe would be thrilled (seeing as she really didn't want to ponder the idea of teacher being able to make cheese all that much.) -- Chloe's first impression of Sam... and we thought it couldn't get worse then Space Goats!
  
• Maybe the more questions she answered right, the more receptive he would be to the idea of space goats. -- Space goats, you ask? You shouldn't have asked.
  
• Chloe was bouncing up and down in her seat slightly, one leg jiggling. The intro stuff wasn't important to her, space goats were. That and the fact that this was Rory. She had head all about him from Marcus and it was cool to actually get to see him, even if they hadn't officially met yet. And already she was thinking of ways to torture the poor man. -- And you had doubts she was related to Marcus?
  
• She carefully arranged her items on her desk, pen, paper, and a pink light saber. Rory's old light saber. Hers now however. She wondered how long it would take for the man to notice -- and how much he would beg to have it back. -- Oh no, the pink light saber returns!
  
• "What? You've got the right guy, but you've got the wrong details. I got into a bar fight last night with the injuries to prove it. No 'young lady' would be able to get me this bad." -- Kaz learns pride goeth before a fall"
  
• ...Mel showed her friend out with his now electronic arms ladened with goodies. -- Rory gets an Upgrade, Beware of Cyber-Rory and his Electronic Arms!")
  
• still sitting in the dirt staring at where Igor once was, her feet tucked under her chin as she sat sobbing to herself since there was no sound to hear -- Apparently Olivia folds in half for easy transport
  
• "It's Heart Shaped Box and only Rory does the love-hearts trick...waste of a good poster... But seriously Dman you got nooo idea. I mean '92, first row dead centre from Kurt.. God of Grungehood and enough pure undiluted awesomeness to even put some rock locks on your shiny head!" Marcus pointed out with the kind of awe of the true rock n roll believer. -- I'm not really sure if the sight of Luca with rock locks would actually inspire awe..... or fright!
  
• "Okay, so...Alan's an idiot, I should propose if this goes on, I need to be less pessimistic and um...Alan's an idiot," said Rach, doing her best to get all of what Kate had just said condensend down into one sentence, ticking the points off on her fingers as she went. She was aware that she had mentioned Alan being an idiot twice but she did feel it needed the extra emphasis. Anyway, the lsit sounded nicer with four items and not just three. -- Bright side for Alan, Rachel only listed 'Alan's an idiot' twice instead of all four times
  
• The more Kate talked, the more Rach saw the Headmistress of Penrose coming throguh. Rach could see why she was good at her job and why it was hers. She did feel somewhat like a school girl again, worrying about her bad grades to her teacher. Except she was worrying about babies. To Kate. And they were bonding. Oh God. -- Stranger things have.... Err no, actually they haven't!
  
• however she was also aware that this class would be weird enough for students to get their head around as is - new kid did not need to be confronted with Chloe dancing around with a half-baked goat statue on top of everything else. -- Chloe uses discretion to draw people to her Communion of the Half Naked Goats
  
• [Marcus], was the closest thing to a farther figure she had ever had -- The closer he gets, the farther he looks?!
  
• [Rachel], was his amazing pregnant girlfriend -- Yes folks, come see Alan's Amazing Pregnant Girlfriend... She vomits, she sleeps, she has cravings, she goes hormonal!!! Come one, come all
  
• It was clear and the moon was almost as big as Marcus' idea of himself. -- With a new moon in the sky, Astronomy Professor Rory finally admits Marcus is not egotistic
  
• "Christ, you're bleeding and that nose looks broken," she said, glancing around for something to stem the blood flow with. She pulled off her rugby shirt and held it out in the mans direction, "Use this until the blood stops a little bit and then we can have a look at what damage has been done," -- Broken nose, shirt off. Hmm wonder what else Rory will break to continue his lucky streak.
  
• For now, she listened to the orders given, saluted and took off to do the piraty things they had to do to get the ship ready for sale. -- Let's just hope it fetches a good price!
  
• "How may I be of assistarnce?" [Marcus], asked, part of him hoping that the solution might well require a repeat of last night.. they still had some honey in the gally. -- *blinks* Uh... Uhmm... Yeah let's not even go there
  
• Their kiss was long, and would have probably earned the thread a M 15+ Rating with extra barf bags for the audience. -- *is still blinking about the honey above*
  
• "Lady M?" He asked once he was able to speak again, surprised at the news of the missing Pintmaster "She didn't take te' rum did she?" -- Perhaps, for his own safety, we not tell Lady M about Capt. Marcus' priorities here?
  
• "CABIN BOY! Where is that no good son of Captain Kurk? he shouted as he searched the crew for one Rory Dawson. -- Son of Capt Kurk? That would explain alot!
  
• But for now, focus. Pasta for the main and I can make a crumble for dessert. Leave it in to cook and we can have it later," she said, prancing, her way over to the pantry and grabbing what she needed from there. -- Prancing to the Pantry? Does this mean she grabbed whipped cream and cherry? *blinks*
  
• "Of course I trust you," sighed Callie. All of her energy had disappeared and her head dropped, chin resting on her chin. -- Callie apparently is beyond double jointed and flexible
  
• He was the kind of person who got depressed and ended up watching The Princess Bride in his underwear while eating pizza and ice cream. Rory was, in other words, a woman. -- Rory finally admits what we've known all along
  
• well except for Rick who was so unaware to not even have the guilt anymore.. thus his currant activities. -- Spineless shrub and/or dried fruit..... Yep fits them both
  
• "Yeah, god knows I'm glad Burdett is bad," said Eli, "He's the reason I've even got this job." -- Right on You see this cat Burdett is a bad mother-- (Shut your mouth)
  
• "I was normally in the realms of stink bombs, tricks on brooms, and general annoyances. There were the occasional explosions but nothing at the same level as Muggs,. Grand Master of trickstering that he is," -- Marcus is so good at dodging the blame that I (Muggs) get it instead *fumes*
  
• She didn't see Marcus nearly as much as she used to. What with him discovering a niece all of a sudden and falling in love with Ms. Rowan plus his job change. It was much better when he was just the Groundskeeper -- Delia has a little trouble coping with all the new changes, even the ones that never happened.
  
• Like, [Eli], really could do without knowing he had somehow got up onto Kookynie roof, stripped naked and screamed something along the lines of "I'm King Of The World." That firmly came under the heading of things not to tell people. Ever. -- It also falls under the heading of 'things people are trying to scrub from the memory still'
  
• "Apparently so. You know all the cliches, don't let life pass you by, these are the bets years of your life, sink or swim -- Apparently Eli follows the "Marcus Guide to Living"
  
• Never still though he felt uncomfortable, not just for the awkward situation but for all the random chemicals spilt all over the place. Marcus wasn't an alchemist but he knew enough to know that A plus the wrong B tended to lead to a quick D, E. A again. T and H. -- Marcus teaches his ABC's
  
• A pirates life was the only life for her, all she needed was a boat beneath her feet, wind in the sails and a goat by her side and life would be goat. -- Apparently, Chloe is so obsessed with goats, live being great isn't that good
  
• Altor's hanging out to see you. Max is too, he doesn't get bacon slipped to him half as often as he did from you... and neither do I, as a matter of fact! -- Apparently, Rachel has been unable to keep Alan from sitting up and begging during meals
  
• She had to giggle though at Ly's rant about the 'noble shortboard' "Who says the girls will be impressed with your.. short.. board?" Kat asked grinning evily. -- Lysander discovers surfer's slang don't always translate well
  
• A confused and conflicted Matt meant a confused and conflicted Callie. -- which means a happy and tormenting Mish
  
• No tv exec would come near that family with a ten foot pole. Yet they worked, vampires, immortals, twins and all he'd never seen a family like them and yet it was impossible not to feel like you belonged. -- The Valentin twins -- so terrifying they have become a new species")
  
• never seen baseball.. is it like Cricket?" she asked as Ly started to explain, it certainly sounded like cricket however some of the terms where odd. One part of the explanation however made perfect sense "So that's where First Base came from?" She asked curious about the game from her new insight. "I hope it wasn't the other way around because that would make watching it kinda odd whenever there was a home run" she observed thinking of a very different interpretation of the game, one with less uniforms and equipment and preferably no spectators. -- Kat's version of Baseball makes for a rather interesting if not exhausting World Series
  
• The subsequent trip to the hospital was probably a very good reason to stay away from it, and - she knew - the exact same reason why Matt would refuse. It had been the same over the peanut butter sandwich only days before. It was stupid, Kate felt, to crave things that could possibly kill you. Perhaps the baby was getting an early revenge. -- Kate gives a whole new meaning to 'wanting what you can't have'.
  
• she had all those little things that annoyed him about the opposite gender; like how they seemed to somehow have the power to take over your life, remove your will and resistance to things like cushions and frilly things with lace. Yes, women held the power to the ultimate weapon in what would no doubt be their eventual takeover of the world. Sex. -- Lysander shows a wisdom beyond his years as the first male to figure out women
  
• "You shouldn't shake them.. um the little wheel things.. get confused or something" [Marcus], said scratching his head as he tried to remember what it was that Mel had said about disks and heads and... he zoned out and started thinking of dirty jokes somewhere along the line and forgot the rest. -- Wanna bet there was honey involved?
  
• Putting her hands over his she looked down at him and asked the two big questions "What happened?". -- And the second question is, Where's the second question?
  
• Sunday, breakfast in bed with Rowan, could there be any better way spend the day? He certainly didn't think so as he went about the kitchen filling the tray with all the usual goodies : first with butter knives, two cups, the little sugar bowl and milk jug, followed by the teapot still steaming, plates stacked with toast, the jar of Vegemite, jam and yes folks even some honey. -- *blinks* Excuse me, I have a mental image to scrub out of my brain
  
• what had before been a warm, nice.. even a bit playful mood was being taken over by dread as Marcus just stared at the closed door expecting any moment for it to reopen and six foot plus of wedgie of dooming angry immoral father coming down on him. -- Hmm So what exactly has Big V been up to ?????
  
• "Yeah, that is how you walk the plank you.... you, you saucy little wench," -- And yet nothing was more disturbing than the noises and comments still coming from below the deck. -- Yeah, got that right
  
• Sometimes the mind of Adele Ria Dempsey was a little disturbing... -- Only sometimes?!
  
• a assumption that had led her to feel confidant that Gerard would be safe because if not Vladimir would have mentioned something or brought up some warning that it would not be wise like Obiwan in Star Trek or Mr Spock as would probably be more appropriate by his slow logical approach to danger. -- According to Mel, old Jedi's don't die or fade way, they just jump ship
  
• He had been in her quite a lot recently and Callie looked after her regulars. -- Seems like Keith is at it again with someone at the Roo! After all, he has been IN HER quite a lot recently. Not to mention, her regulars? Seems like Callie pulls two jobs. Bartender and street walker.
  
• Now, Goon knew that his name, nickname mind you, was pretty odd, but not odder and sadder than having your parents actually name you Fungus. -- Goon gets some comfort where he can
  
• Instead he just moved his so Rowan could snuggle closer and let it lay where it fell too tired to even panic about.. -- Is whatever hi moved and let lay what lead us to the honey later?
  
• "You looked, me and Alan in an office. That was...that was really the start of it all really. Only makes sense that you play some key role in the wedding too and...I want you to give me away Marcus." (typo), -- Apparently Marcus is not as unnoticed when he's peeking through keyholes as he thought
  
• However she also knew that when it came to Alan and her relationship she was ridiculously irrational and wouldn't know a logical thought if it danced naked in front of her. (Not that logical thoughts would do anything as illogical and irrational as dancing naked, but you get the point.) -- Mr. Spock and the rest of the Vulcans are cringing at that one
  
• "Although I think you'll be missing out on god food and the like," she said smiling. -- So apparently the reception at Alan & Rachel's wedding is either catered by Zeus or it will be raining manna for 6 days
  
• But at the rate I'm going, .... I am going to have Mel taking her dress off at first opportunity.... -- Rachel worries that Mel may take the Pre-wedding Night Stripper Party a bit too seriously
  
• "And I'm glad Lady M. can be fixed -- who else would annoy Marcus if she couldn't?" giggled Chloe, reaching out and petting her friend. -- If we can ever convince Lady Macbeth that Chloe did not mean what it sounds like, she'll be fine.
  
• and Eli had no intention of stopping the spontaneous game of not-quite-soccer her and Anton were playing. -- It seems Eli is having gender issues
  
• Rory: "Besides....it's not like Ria is going to come running back into my life, Mel is going to unglue herself from that James Bond dude or Heidi Klum will turn up on my doorstep...." -- And it's times like this Rory should be glad Mel can't read minds.
  
• Viktor stood up from the bench to stretch, looking at Chloe and Bertrand as she explained all about him being a not-goat because he needed to be a stealth-goat, in order to be a not-a-goat. It took a few moments for Viktor to wrap his head around that but quickly enough he got the main idea of what she was talking about. -- Don't worry Viktor. Happens to us all when Chloe-Logic is involved.

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[Headmaster Alan Burdett]

• Jareth: "If you kill the bad guy, the girl doesn't die. She would still live... I just wouldn't totally fall in love with her at first sight, kiss her, then marry her the next day. That's dumb. I would be more like, 'Say, you wanna get a coffee later? Really? Well that's great. Oh, I saved your life, by the way, so you get to pay'." -- Saving Damsels In Distress -- 21st Century Style
  
• "Not that there's anything wrong with kissing boys if that's what floats you're um...boat, it's just. He has a girlfriend called Rowan and well, kissing boys doesn't make his boat or anything else float and...it would have been funny," said Chloe with an impish grin, aware that she was babbling way too much. -- Sometimes, the way Chloe's logic works leaves all amazed... or floating
  
• Jareth: "No, you're right, dog breath is the best." -- Whatever floats your boat mate. I'm not necessarily a fan but to each their own.
  
• It was a place they both loved, somewhere important, and a chance to show all the nonbelieving kids that yes, Alan had a girlfriend (fiancee now) who was both gorgeous and real, and willing to marry him. -- Because Alan has shown off so many gorgeous, not-real girlfriends over the years?
  
• "The goats in the Vulcan clan, by the way, didn't want anything to do with her [Miss Maple] and had since joined the ranks of Queen Chloe." -- Because who doesn't wanna be part of Chloe's ranks? Free cake for all!
  
• 'It'd be kinda cool though...' Alan let his mind wander, imagining a school where all the kids were his own. It'd be kind of cool, but also definitely frightening.The possibilities for sibling rivalry, plus the sheer logistics of filling seven year levels...Getting them through school would be relatively easy done. Feeding and changing that many babies? Now there was something Alan didn't want to contemplate. -- Alan and his 800 babies give a whole new meaning to toxic waste.
  
• Okay, Leanna, stop focusing on the negative. Pet the telescope. Nice telescope. Leanna loves the telescope, right? -- See the telescope, feel the telescope, be the telescope. (Mind out of the gutters people.)
  
• "So you would kill the bad guys...but then let the girl die," Chloe stopped walking and turned so she was facing Jareth, standing dead in front of him, hands on her hips. "You are the worst night ever," she said, pulling a face, desperately trying not to giggle. "I Mean, Gman ain't a knight and he still killed the bad guy to save Aunty Mellywelly. And you are a knight and you would let the girl die? You suck," she said, tossing her head slightly, "No wonder you've not had any kisses," she said. -- Not sure who came out the worst here -- Jareth, Gman or *snickers* Aunty Mellywelly
  
• "I'll pass on that one too," grinned Chloe, "Dog breath has no appeal for me." She said, "Maybe I should just stick with kissing boys." -- *listens to Marcus go into shock*")
  
• "Unless you like chaos, I'd stay away from Potions. Bat-Feast doesn't know how to control his class. It's perfect for me to sulk, but unless you like giant goats, a Doctor Who/vampire caretaker, and an annoying doofus who want to bury a pudding bowl... I'd stay away." -- Potions Lesson 4: The summary version
  v"After all, women totes make the best cookies and we do give blam good kisses, -- *listens to sounds of Marcus and Rowan yelling "And you know this how, Chloe?"*
  
• "I don't think I could ever get used to a double decker bus," said Chloe in wide-eyed awe. "I mean...they're like...double! -- As opposed to single or triple?
  
• "And Kookynie is awesome. One of my many hiding places on the school grounds," explained Chloe, "But you feel like you can see for miles and well...you get to throw your room off the top and then jump to land on it. Talk about an adrenaline rush," -- Chloe picks up where Marcus left off. Room tossing, the new Tally sport
  
• Operation Make-Sparkly-Vamps-Life-Hell was in full effect and Chloe was enjoying every minute of it. Rowan had given him a free pass, she planned on using it. -- Apparently, Marcus has both a sister and a brother.
  
• this baby is the most precious thing in our lives at the moment. Nothing bad is going to happen to them, not while I can prevent it -- *blinks* Them? Is there something Rachel hasn't told us?
  
• "Thankfully he was playing around when I got the text from Rowan. Was able to keep a god eye on him for the entire day." -- Lachlan Manere: Narrie Godfather, Detanator Man, Heavenly....Father?
  
• She heard there was a stand-in teacher. Something Bat-Feasta -- Damien's last name becomes more fitting
  
• "I'm Chloe. You must be Sparkly Vamp. Nice to meet you...although I think you look more like a fairy right now," -- Damien's sparkly new look has Liam-ic results
  
• A war between two warring races has had many victims, many tragedies. And yet still no one is aware of. On one side, the vampires. Fleet of foot and shiny in the light. On the other side - therianthropes. Shapeshifters. A very special sort of shape-changer. Not werwolves - no, those pussies couldn't kill a vampire if their lives depending on it. No, this war is between the vampires and the...DUN DUN DUUUUUN! Weregoats! -- Dear Prof Damien, please excuse Chloe for being late, she was feeling a bit Baaaaaaa - d today
  
• Suddenly Chloe heard an excited yell. She looked up, just in time to see Marcus coming off the ladder. She squealed and went running towards him, throwing her arms around his neck, supporting her whole body-weight as her feet came off the ground. Ladies and Gentlemen, we introduce the amazing Flying Goat-Girl! (Cue Applause) -- Only Chloe..........
  
• In the center of the room was Nutsy’s desk, which stood in front of the tables, and behind it was a standing chalkboard with the following written in delicate, precise script: Please wash your wands twice before choosing a seat! -- It's directions like this that make us all grateful Rick is not enrolled at Tally anymore
  
• She actually felt a little bad that Professor Kouri the pet had to be put in the office. -- Delia's not just becoming attached to older males, she's making them into pets now
  
• Nick listened. WHOA! Nick liked Storm, -- Whoa is right if Sareian ever finds out. Wait! Never mind Sareian, if Storm ever finds out!
  
• "Abercrombie, I'm really sorry to break it to you but our lack of flesh and muscles and the like...it's pretty easy to pick up on. If you want to go on a holiday, I'll have to pack you in my suitcase," [Susan], said, -- Apparently, Susan not only managed to shed those extra holiday pounds but a few other things as well!
  
• "Zeus...you want me to all you Zeus?" she asked, raising an eye brows slightly. "You want me to refer to you as a philandering greek god who couldn't keep it in his pants?" she said, spelling it out, giving Nick a somewhat incredulous look, -- Apparently Nick believes in truth in advertising
  
• but Nick knew better than to just go shooting off his wand. Well sometimes. -- I think that explains it all fairly well on its own!
  
• "Also turns out that she killed herself and now wants to be born again -- bloody women, can never make up their minds," -- Fletch's keen understanding of women
  
• "And my name is not sweetie, Mr. Man-Who-Think-Waving-A-Stick-In-The-Air-Is-Gonna-Save-Me-From-Psycho-Lady. It's Jackie the Ripper. But that's Miss Ripper to you. So watch it, Victim Number 14." -- Leanna's ways of making friends and winning over enemies... sorta!
  
• Leanna shrugged. "Maybe they would appreciate it, maybe they wouldn't. Neither are my problem. You are, however, because you are annoying, selfish, crazy git who will not leave me alone and stop talking about his stick." -- Leanna is not won over by Nick's style and smooth talking... or his stick!
  
• The DADA Professor had come up to them and told them to come to the back. Great. She hadn't done anything! Mr. Rich Stuff over here was the one talking about magic and using magic. She hadn't done anything except make death threats and question Mr. Rich Stuff's sanity. And that wasn't wrong in the least. -- Well maybe half of it wasn't wrong
  
• "Dealing with the women in my family is like dismantling a bomb; depending on the day or the issue you are never entirely sure which cord you are supposed to cut the red or the blue and if it will defuse the bomb or if it will burn you." Evan said -- Why having a bomb squad on standby is required for Evan
  
• Jeremy had on his sunglasses, a simple pair of jeans, and a solid green T-poo. -- Jeremy gives new meaning to message on a tshirt"
  
• The way Jayden was looking at Jayden made it very clear that she was disappointed in him for taking care of this situation like he did -- Apparently Jason notices Jayden is very reflective, literally
  
• 'But I'm certainly in need of company, if you could be convinced of that. I should probably also mention that by company, I mean that I would then plan to end the night somewhat drunk and in a state not fit for children to see - and if we're going to be perfectly honest, then wake up in the morning and ignore your very existence.' she shrugged one shoulder, still smiling. -- Adele DeVelyssia promotes Truth In Advertising
  
• Ok, Marcus was ..slightly.. hyperactive. -- Only slightly? So apparently, Marcus wasn't feeling good this particular day
  
• Just like he shouldn't be assuming this woman wasn't a serial killer going to shoot him in the head any moment. Or a demon from another world that lures men in with her beauty before sending him straight into the underworld. -- You just got to love how Keith is such a romantic!
  
• He wanted nothing more than to go back to the school and take a long shower and go to bed. Maybe a bit of wand practice or something to let of some steam -- Nick thinking of ways to relax, lets just hope he knows that too much wand practice makes you go blind
  
• The girl didn't know what to do. Leave? Did she just leave? -- Apparently Delia's not sure if she's going or gone already
  
• Ianto hand was now gripping his wand But Ianto had the a strong feeling in his bone that some this was really wrong about him there was a growing feeling of power and he was beginning to feel really warm no like Hot like he might explode. -- Ianto's 'got the power' thankfully he really is just talking about a wand
  
• Jeremy couldn't help but laugh at Jeremy's request and nodded. -- Jeremy finds himself rather amusing
  
• Marcus used to mostly wonder why it was that Hippogriffs didn't end up attacking each other's bums.. after all giant eagles ate horses, so why was it that they didn't nibble on their own behinds when they got hungry? -- CoMC Advanced Theory, Marcus style
  
• I also found a photo of Adele that had, despite her being like the devil, not been affected by the fire. Strange. -- Perhaps its because of her being like the devil, Keith?
  
• 'If all of the rulebreakers decided to cut off their hands with rusty chainsaws would you walk in here demanding a chance to do that as well?' he asked pointedly. 'Just because they keep doing it doesn't mean you get the right to.' -- Alan prefers the Lumberjack Version of "If all the kids wanted to..." OR why the staff attempts to keep sharp objects away from him.
  
• At the moment only Rory, her son, and her brother seemed to get any joy out of her [Callie's], presence. Might as well add old-friend-and-possible-son-to-her-child to that list now too. -- Apparently Tristan started at a very early age to father children?
  
• She felt like her time was taken up with classes and hoe work and Quidditch practice and she was turning into someone she didn't want to be. -- Apparently, either Chloe has taken up gardening or she's got a 'side job' in Narrie!
  
• "Evil Jack? There's got to be a good name behind that story," [Jillian], said, shaking her head with a grin. -- Jillian takes "short story" to a whole new level
  
• well ok the first thing she'd noticed was that he'd looked ridiculously like David Tennant and she'd proceeded to make a food of herself because of it. -- Appetizer, main course or dessert?
  
• Before long, he was fidgeting and humming to himself, trying to pass the time until he found the best place to shout out how TinkerVamp was leading the killer rabbit zombies in a revolt against last year's last Potions class and today's History of Magic class. Two classes that were lead by Queen Marcus and Prince Chloe. -- Is anyone else getting the feeling that it doesn't take much to distract Jareth?
  
• someone mentioned light emitting diodes. She felt sorry for whatever poor animals they were. She imagined something like a small hamster, shuffling about and glowing in the dark -- Not a science major obviously!
  
• She was still intrigued by ..... the strange iPod thing Adele had given her (although it was still sitting in a drawer somewhere, surrounded by anti-demon charms) -- Someone who knows exactly what should be done with Apple products
  
• She let out a sigh of relief, it wasn't Kate, and pushed herself to her feet with a giggle, grabbing Barry's friends and pulling him along after her towards the broom closet. It was a tight fit and not exactly the comfiest of spots. -- I bet it was a tight fit with Barry and his friends in there!
  
• Name: Nick Pyncheom House: Strut -- Talk about house pride! It's been said those Sturt students to like to strut their stuff
  
• He was digging in his pocket for his pocket for the ballot they had given him to keep his skates safe her in the ice rink lockers. -- Nick takes no chanced on losing things by having pockets in pockets apparently
  
• Just then a girl came into the bar and he actually had seen her before. At school, a Spencer her believed. She looked like one too she had bits of dry grass and twigs sticking out of her hair. It looked like she had tried to get some off but it had just pulled her hair up. She wore blue tights that had rather large grass stains and she wore a McDonalds hat. -- For those who thought Chloe had no fashion sense, we find out she's created "The Spencer Look".
  
• Jason and Jayden's new murderous vampire, case had them working late quite a lot these days, and they didn't get to spend much time outside of the office together. Sure, their case was important, but Jason still thought it sucked a bit. -- Uhm, Actually, it probably sucked a lot, it's what vampires do
  
• And not just I'm-a-Spencer special, but really special. -- Most everyone knows being 'I'm-a-Spencer special' was something really 'speshul' after all
  
• Leanna! Now this was someone she could jump without any weird looks or accusations of being creepy or anything of the sort. So Delia did just that, -- Delia jumping Leanna? Not creepy or weird? Wanna bet?
  
• Kristen called out jokingly when she drew closer to the living room of the door. -- Kristen's so rich even the doors have a living room in them
  
• "I'm sixteen months pregnant," she said. "I have what like...five more months to work all of this out? Five months at least. Plenty of time for me to get things straight," she said -- Callie's not kidding she's got plenty of time to straighten things out and is apparently enduring the world's longest pregnancy!
  
• Mel knew she made a poor waitress as she stacked the beers and cakes along with folks and serviettes onto one of the serving trays, -- Pastry, beer and cannabilism -- the menu for a girls' night of depression
  
• It went a long way to covering up the bump, brought out the color of her eyes, and was a pretty ice piece of clothing. -- Callie dresses to keep cool apparently
  
• Chloe needed to spread the wood, of Goat to as many people as possible. -- You might not see the forest for the trees, but you'll always find the goat trees
  
• "You know…pretty sure that there was an episode of Friends that went like this…and I’m pretty sure that I should have known that earlier…igorloving me…" Rory thought, cowering slightly under the wrath of Mel. -- Oh Merlin! Like Rory doesn't have enough trouble being in love with Ria, Callie and Mel, apparently he loves Igor too!!!
  
• "Zera, I really don't think Zera is very interested." -- Leanna wants Zera to be sure to know Zera's not interested
  
• But being afraid of the night is silly. There's nothing there in the dark that isn't there in the dark.", Leanna informed her younger friend. -- Leanna sheds light on things that are there in the dark.
  
• Now on this fateful day, Delia was standing out in the grounds wearing a nice little the color of powder blue that stopped short of her legs. It had two thin straps on her shoulders and on the torso was a crisscross pattern of what appeared to be ruffles. As for the material? Mostly lace with some breathable cotton mixed in. She could hardly believe her family had given this to her -- Definitely little, and depending how short of her legs it stopped, we can't believe her family gave it to her either!

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• Silence: You said that Charlie would take over and Damien (resident vampire) and Alis would kiss his ass while Charlie looked for her... // Silverwolf: Hmmmmmmmm I didn't realize Damien could still feed from that location but if it works for Damien it works for me. --Silence/Elsie finds out what can result when her fingers type "kissed" instead of Kicked" in splotting and Silverwolf replies.
  
• I don't give a poo what anyone did to me, or who was trying to do what - it really wasn't called for.'. --Why Adele wishes Mousie would remember to turn the filters off -- it just don't have the right ring to it
  
• ....and I nerd a few people willing to be involved and help out with an idea for the plot. --What is Lisa saying about us??
  
• I think we all have a handful that we play with the most (and that just sounds dirty)... --Perhaps Mousie should have inserted the words 'of characters' in there?
  
• Silverwolf: I think it was the day she saw me going "oh pretty code what's this do?" --Why Mousie does not let Silverwolf play with the skin wrappers.
  
• Lisa: WOOOO!!! PMS I LOVE EM!!!! --Typo in cbox... it's amazing what gets Lisa excited.
  
• If you ever need a pltoting partner, just PM me. --Jay develops an alternative to plotting and splotting [Typo]
  
• Lisa: You know, I just realized.. / Lisa: ade the quote thread in a while... / Lisa: I've done good! LOL --And along with proving that 'pride goeth before a fall', Lisa also shows us that even drinks make the quote thread [Cbox typo] Yep, you done good Lisa!
  
• Jules I want the security footage of it...that and I slide across the dance floor and tripped over running about bar footed while setting up... --Interesting feet you have there, Jules.
  
• Normal banter? Rook rants on how Divination is so under-rated and he's hardly gotten any sign ups yet and she pretends to care? -- Rook and Lee's relationship.
  
• Delicious Dempsey "Curious though, was Tory including Evi in her 3 important men?" // Deputy "Who else did you think was in there?" Delicious Dempsey "Alana, Werrant & perhaps her bro" -- Is there something about Alan we didn't know?
  
• `Mousie "Well, considering I shoulda gone to bed three hours ago.."
  Manda "how long do i have?"
  `Mousie "sweet. It'd be super awesome cool if there was postee before I went to bed" -- Yay for late night postee, and negative bedtimes...
  
• # Mousie "Did you guys know Tally is nearly TWO?"
  # Drea "Really?"
  # Drea "hahaha"
  # Drea "--and all at once the crowd begins to sinning--" -- A less than expected reaction from Drea..
  
• Everett: Mousie! I'm a total fangirl of Mousie -dies- -- Isn't this what all admins want to hear? Bring on the fans!
  
• In fact, Jake couldn't remember the next time he had properly talked to his brother.. ~ Remembering the future seems to be Jesse's particular talent. -- Mousie screws up a quote in the quote box, making it doubly epic.
  
• Nathan: I wouldnt dreeeeeeeeam of using aurora on children, though I feel it might be neccessary to hire a dementor for detention superviser -- Nathan's new method of torment.
  
• Emily:Um..manda..the online list says you're posting in Tony and Sara's topic with Jay Manda: *Facepalms* Emily:That's an awkward situation -- Seems that Sara and Tony's first date was gate-crashed.
  
• +Haylie- Ha, Hal's post is too funny, I gotta quote that, ten points if you can guess what Im'a quote +Haylie- Ugh, posted with wrong person Manda- Yea that's going around lol -- Such stupidity running threw Hal
  
• +Haylie- *comes back from Sara's relationsship page* OMG WERE IS THE STOOGE RELATIONSHIP! 3 STOOGES OVER HERE!!!! -- Hal's reaction to no Stooges on Sara's relationship page"
  
• Miss Kitty: *whisper to wliverwolf* is he normaly this nice? -- whats for breakfast? why its hash browns with liverwolf! mmm...liver
  
• +Lizzie: awwww *loses cherry* -- Lizzie gives us all TMI
  
• +Penny: -slides back into cbox, in camo, snags cherry from Lizzie- -- Penny the myterious Cherry Snatcher... one wonders what their parents must think!
  
• +Marcus: oh.. thats gotta suck... -- CBOX coment to Igor. Crappy puns for the win, to quote Marcus!
  
• + Matt: Do I need to dress in flowing white robes, look like a young maiden? I can accomodate tastes.. -- Matt goes all in trying to convince Igor to eat him
  
• + Lor: (That's really god, Marcus's mugglelady.) -- Mugglelady has been trying to convince Marcus of that for ages!
  
• Marcus:so why did you and Rory..youknow anyway? was it his padme barbie doll thing? -- sometimes it's best not to know...
  
• MuggleladyIggyPC: lol... dear Thom.. please let some peoples make an action figure of you.. love Tally / Mousie: Dear Thom... please don't. Muggs's fictional friend will get too big of an ego... [3 Mousie / Jules: Dudemeister Yorke...what up?....change your name to Marcus. K Thnx Bye! -- Proposed letters to Thom Yorke (Marcus' Faceclaim)
  
• Xav: I was so busty... -- Apparently being busty is a reason not to post now...Good going, Xav. Keep it up and you'll end up like Lisa in quote thread...
  
• Mugglelady: yes well.. only problem now is keeping it in tune.. sigh.. new stings suck -- Apparently Mugglelady's not a fan of bees when she's stringing her guitar
  
• Silverwolf: If anyone has it would be Fungus -- Silverwolf on the character most likely to have 'picks nose' in their application.
  
• Lisa: -giggles- I know hoe Mickey is gonna die -- Lisa's calling it like she see's it...
  
• Lysander Jay Rastan IV: *Looks close to tears* Babies....are going to take over the world...and stop the breweries...and then what? NO BEER..no ALCOHOL AT ALL!!! -- Lysander what more can be said?
  
• Peter: see y'all when I get off Silverwolf: a little TMI there Peter LOL later Merrr: Awwww. SW! Dang you and your innuendos. Which that one took me forevr to get. Geez. -- While Peter give TMI, Mer turns to Loraine and Alyse for explanation
  
• MuggsIggy: Silver, do i have to get approval for a first aid healing/cooling gel? and is it ok if marcus uses it on Ro.? -- Hmmm now is the "it" the gel?
  
• Merrrrr: You know, another random thought, and no offense SW...it's not liek your evil or anything. But I swear, I feel like you're the 'Suaron' of the Quote thread. Like any typo or misleading phrase attracts you to it.....scares me a little. XDD -- Be afraid, very afraid......
  
• Merrrrr: i have an obsession with chipmunnk singing voices. -- Watch out Jason, you could lose Alyse to Alvin, Simon or Theodore!
  
• Vladdy: Hmm.. well you know, it can be arranged for Bog V to come in right when Ro says that xD -- It seems Vladimir II has been hanging out with Fungus. Introducing.. Bog V
  
• Mousie: Cause 'goon' is another name for disgustingly cheap cask wine. You have to slap the goon bag, because it's naughty, then drink it -- Why Mousie cringes every time Kazimir Petrov is referred to as 'goon'
  
• Lysander Jay Rastan IV Campaigns in Cbox: Ly- Protector Of Nookie: Lysander Jay Ratan IV For President: Because he doesn't hide his knowledge of lapdances -- Because knowing your own last name isn't one of the job requirements!
  
• MuggsIggy: haha.. well it is in his ob description... -- Apparently Marcus has a second profession delivering babies
  
• Jules: Back away, go play with peter -- Jules has some interesting ideas about what John should do with his evening
  
• Ly The ...: Ly's 17th year -- Apparently, Ly is taking the Long Way out of Tally
  
• Peter: even better, if you can find some sort of gel icing or syrrup like what you decorate plates or write on cakes with, that absorbs into the bums. -- Should we need to treat someone with diabetes, Peter informs us what not to do. [CBox typo]
  
• Jules: That and one of my friends was there for it as well and I had no idea she was doing it and neither did I. -- Apparently neither of Jules' personalities knew her friend would be there too
  
• Jules: dude jerky is love -- All that can be said it that is @_@
  
• Background: Luca's ex-husband. -- Apparently Luca has a secret no one knew
  
• Muggs: hehe.. aww but he's so cute Ly - Walking Zombie: like a rabbid puppy Muggs: or evil rabbit -- A discussion on The Levels of Igor Cuteness
  
• Ly - The Greatness: I htink Marcus managed to wee-wee off Ly -- Ly discovers the nasty side effects of Mousie's new word filters
  
• Ly - The Great: It is gooey goodness... Ly - The Great: He is already a little too gooey for me to handle sometimes Ly - The Great: Wait that sounded bad -- Yep, got that right
  
• Professor Alyse DuVouge: Posting in forum: The Hospital Wing -- Apparently Kate has gotten really serious about bringing in any and all females *grin*
  
• Lisa@school: Renew! MSN? -- Apparently, MSN provides it all for Lisa, even renewal
  
• Silverwolf: technically fungus is a creature but you still rp him as human LOL -- Fungus Blake - Fungi, Human or Animal?.. Silver doesn't mind either way")
  
• Spider: its jsut hard when im lying in bed with a laptop all but asleep trying to do rachel. its not working....-.- -- Why its good to not always have a webcam
  
• Spider: In a grave in the ground died a Pete. Not a nasty, dirty, wet grave, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy grave with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a marcus-dug-grave, and that means comfort. -- Planing on Dying? Insure your grave is a Marcus Grave for a more comfortable rest
  
• Planing on Dying? Insure your grave is a Marcus Grave for a more comfortable rest -- While most people might be planning on dying, ML prefers taking a plane
  
• Ly- The Greatest.: I usually only go thru drive through cause we have poo service here -- Amazing what you can get from your local fast food place these days
  
• ML: i mean i'm a computer person.. i can only count to F -- Why Muggs sucks at Maths. Geek Jokes FTW!
  
• Silverwolf: so its done? Ly - The Greatest: Why do I imagine that question in a smokey room full of marfia people and the mortal kombat gong noise Silverwolf: Actually, Lachlan's office, no smoke and jazz playing -- The Tally Version of Clue
  
• Text: 'I cannot forget, refuse to regret' 'the battle's almost won and we're only seven miles form, the sun' 'Loraine Hamilton' -- Merr has yet to learn the importance of proof reading graphics requests.
  
• Nothing in particular jumps out at me as to what to punt on said merchandise -- Peter can't seem to differentiate between shopping and American football
  
• How Did You Find Us?: Wait.. you mean there was a time..before Tally??? *blinkyblink* -- Tally? Addictive? What makes you say that? *shifty eyes*
  
• If I had to hook up with a character from Tally, it would be... Um... Honestly I don't really know. But that's so not permission to set me up! -- Shadeheart suspects we might sic the Valentin Twins to help!
  
• The craziest thing I've ever seen happen on Tally is... the day that I logged on and saw Fungus's application. Who gives their kid the name of Fungus? *shudders* -- The same one who created Marcus that's who!
  
• If I had to hook up with a character from Tally, it would be... eh.. *blinks* ewww.. to be honest I wouldn't want to be with anyone cause lets look at the candidates.. My characters - out. because that would just be wrong. Scotty's characters.. out because I'd like them to not die on me, Vladdy's/Silverwolf's/Mousie's characters.. out.. because I'd end up being beaten up by Kaz or having other random badstuff happen. Maybe Herbie? yeah ok Herbert.. because he's the strong silent type and super good cook to boot! -- Muggs plays process of elimination to find a partner
  
• I wish I was more like Big V because... nobody would EVER dare mess with me cause of my Super-Awesome Wedgie of DOOM Skills. Plus I mean he's immortal... that's pretty dang cool! -- Muggs forms the Big V School of Atomic Wedgies
  
• Then I had some random idea about Rincewind that got turned down and into Marcus who moved into my head a couple of days after and refused to shift.. you know he was supposed to be rather quite, bookish, keep to the background.. yeah I can see you all laughing about that! -- *is still laughing at that one*
  
• The craziest thing I've ever seen happen on Tally is... Everything! =D -- Hey Vladdy, we're not that bad...... Well okay yeah we are
  
• My friends think I'm crazy because I snorted at the screen when...When the news was broke to me that a certain female character had always had and interest in Evi but I somehow managed to miss it. Oh and totally because I swear there were no indicators, I have read those threads over and over and over and still nothing.. -- Was too!
  
• The character I would least like to meet in a dark alley is...Fungus; Not sure what would smell worse, the dumpster in the dark alley or Fungus.... -- My bets on Fungus
  
• If I had to hook up with a character from Tally, it would be... Jason. Hello? He's one of my lot, and life insurance for him would be awesome! -- All I can say is RUN JASON RUN!!!!!!!!!
  
• The character I would least like to meet in a dark alley is... Adele, Améa, or any of my lot (With their luck, they'd spontaneously combust). Sorry, Iggy, but you're just fluffy and cuddly. -- I'm not sure which Scotty will be in more trouble for -- not wanting to meet Adele in the dark alley or calling Igor 'fluffly and cuddly'.
  
• From Tally, I have learned... that you can't stick a sparkler up someone's nose and then light it. that it's perfectly acceptable to go on lakeside sex romps on your first date. that drinking Marcus's holiday punch is a bad idea. that drinking anything from Matt is always a bad idea. that goats are better than dogs any day. that brooms are better than skateboards hands down. that spellcheck is your friend and that filters are pure evil. -- Tally - where we strive to impart practical knowledge to help in everyday life
  
• And actually - I would put another character I could do with being like, a sane one, here. Only problem is I am failing to think of one... -- Spider realizes Muggs is not the only one needing dried frog pills around here
  
• My friends think I'm crazy because I snorted at the screen when... Chloe and Marcus discussed his illegitimate children, Alan and Rach failed at dating normally, Chloe and Oli filming a zombie movie...the list goes on. -- It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a wonderful day in the neighborhood.........
  
• Captain Subtext: Let's get out of here, it's too hard being alone with you like this. -- Apparently Captain Abstinence Sexy Cape is not the only superhero flying around Tally
  
• Mousie : TAKE A LONG HARD LOOK AT THE IGORLOVING BOAT~! -- Igor takes Object Love to a whole new level
  
• Jason Miller Request - Muggs (done Like A Old Piece Of Cheese) -- How quick Jason falls from being whipped cream and cherry to becoming an old piece of cheese!
  
• ML: i iz running on red bull.. may experiance increased oddness -- Even Mayo Muggo comes with a disclaimer nower days...is nothing and nobody safe anymore?
  
• Muggs@Work: yup.. so now its just chilling out in my stolen office until i get kicked out -- And Muggs wonders where Marcus gets it from ^_-
  
• Jules: Get Lenard a cute little pink cape to match the Captain's and a little eyemask..'Piddles the Chubby Bunny and Captain Sexy Cape; Fight inaccurate information about Nookie Worldwide' ...Why do I not feel safe ater saying that? -- All too late, Jules realizes what she has done in typing this *insert evil laugh*
  
• Silverwolf: Ly, must not kill parental unit. You can't rp in prison MuggsIggy: YES YOU CAN! MuggsIggy: prisons have internet accesss.. -- Muggs speaks up so fast, we must wonder about her hidden past?
  
• ML: and youknow.. the sad thing is i could bring fireworks.. i honestly do have some on a shelf somewhere... -- Are we really that surprised by this?
  
• ML: nah i think i just broke my soundcard...... may have been using computer as guitar amp.. -- Apparently Marcus is not the only one Mel needs to keep away from computers?
  
• Mousie : Kate's not overly concerned with size. ML: Marcus is smirking Mousie : so is Alan. -- What? They were talking boats!...........maybe
  
• Silverwolf: awwww the twins like Sare and want to help him isn't that sweet ML: can you say Run Run for your lives!!! Ly- Mayo Mugs Rocks Socks: even The dead know to flee at that *watches Pop float off through a wall* -- It appears the Valentin Twins reputation precedes them
  
• ML: bahaha Améa and Oli are so sweet together. Améa can kill them and Oli will hide the bodies, sounds like a perfect friendship -- Muggs discovers the reason for the recent increase in Insomnia in Sturt Dorms
  
• Marcus: makes sense though doesn't it... Hands Solo... about all you ever get -- Better be rushing poor Rory to the burn unit after that one.
  
• Muggs: but remember folks.. flaws are fun.. therefore looser heros are in! -- Muggs explains why Adele has qualified as a super hero")
  
• Manda- Cris needs to get her butt on, Cris- back, Manda- CRRRIIIISS!, Manda- Cris? -- First Cris appears, then she's gone!
  
• +Aksana -pees out of hiding spot- Has she stopped yet? -- Sometimes I have to wonder what the characters get up to in CBox when we're NOT around..
  
• + Ria "It is alll about the A game..." +Rory "..what about the B-game? For those days when you" +Rory "aren't feeling your best" -- CBox incident. When some days, your best just isn't good enough. Or maybe you just don't feel like it...
  
• Chex: "Tastes like burnt water to me. But I don't mind other people liking teat" -- Interesting CBox comment to say the least. Too bad we were only discussing tea.
  
• "+Rory "Did I say pink lightsaber..i meant..uh...I'm not quite sure what I meant"-- Rory tries to cover up his shameful little secret
  
• "+Marcus "you know i could help if you likes, i'm quite good at writing love letters, just ask Alan". -- is there something going on between Marcus and Alan that we don't know about?
  
• "Leggy blonde in tight clothes on a motorbike, and holding DEEP FRIED FOOD!". -- Alan Describes his idea of the perfect woman
  
• Peter "go lower" -- Peter learns why you should consider how your comments will read with the rest of the conversation gone
  
• # Kitty "your saying this to me of all people? I thought you had a brain peter" # Kitty "now I am lossing faith in the male sex" -- Kitty learns the value of punctuation and capitalization
  
• +Evi "(Well I get in my car and drive to Melb...and crash on Rodent's flaw...You guys get all the fun stuff *pout*)""[/b] -- Evan informs Silverwolf that not only is Mousie not as perfect as SW thought, but she apparently has some really big flaws
  
• Kitty "But Tally does not have your frairies" -- Kitty has us wondering if prehaps we should open a monastary for Fairies? (typo)
  
• +Evi "*covers sophia with the blanket* I am not even sure if this would help a vampure but *wraps ice pack in a cloth and holds it against the spot where the pipe hit*" -- Evan creates a new improved line of vampires
  
• +Bryan "Saw this movie...she's screaming oh yeah. he's screaming...YOU PUT IT IN DRIVE!" -- Seems that Dr. Hawthorne has a very...diverse movie collection
  
• +Rory "Women's clothis is horribly uncomfortable and i only wear it when Emily makes stupid typos." -- Rory explains his rather major wardrobe malfunction
  
• +Alyse: Ah....I love cats. My mum has one named Sandwich. +Marcus: why Sandwich? +Alyse: Cause she found her eating the sandwiches she threw out at the restaurant she manages. XD -- Alyse's mother's odd cat's name
  
• Silverwolf: Luca is SO dead . 'I know this because my grandmother is the chef.' +Marcus: @.* ? Mamma Cana: His GRANDmother??? HIS grandmother??? Where the hades is that son of mine??? +Marcus: oh ohhh... *hides* -- Uh oh.....
  
• +Alyse: I was Head Girl.....I had image to uphold... +Marcus: hehe.. Head Girl.. yeah thats what ALL the boys called you +Alyse: You. Did. Not. -- Alyse and Marcus discussing Alyse's 'past titles' in school
  
• +Alyse: That's right. Suck that. -- That's what he said.
  
• +Alyse: I'd rather give one to Luca.....Lucky Luca!
  
• +Alyse: *flushes violently* Silverwolf: Flushes violently? what did the toilet do to u??? -- Alyse has toilet troubles
  
• +Luca: Detention with Alyse? Anyday. Can I get extra credit? I've been a very bad boy..... Luca imagines...
  
• +Nath: I think it was somewhere between fifty-three and two hundred and seventy... Nathan attempts to recall the number of times he and Marcus ended up in detention
  
• +Marcus: Hey i can look down your shirt! Marcus discovers the perks of the Levicorpus curse
  
• +Marcus: I could.. Australia the Awesomeness that would be my campaign stratergy-thingy Marcus' thoughts on running the country
  
• Silverwolf: Vampires for President... Put the BLOOD back in blood tax LOL Silver knows who she's voting for
  
• +Evi 'Nora's Man' Dempsey: *looks at Alyse* still no comparison to my Nora...even back when she might have been attractive Evan always knows the best way to speak of women
  
• +Alyse: So here's the plan....we'll need a lawnmower.....some monkeys....a chainsaw....duct tape....handcuffs....and firewiskey. lots of firewiskey. +Marcus: Yeah... for us +Marcus: the mullet might try to fight back! +Alyse: Which is why we have the chainsaw! +Marcus: you know for once we agree *grins* +Alyse: The world shall end. -- Alyse and Marcus's discussion on Keith's much needed haircut....")
  
• Muggs@Workie: HARRY Save me, I'm the token smart female muggleblood character who your supposed to be secreatly attracted to and there's lots of Fan Fic's with us together!.. except the ones where I'm with Malfroy..they're just gross.. or the ones where your with Malfroy.. thats just gross aaand twisted -- Muggs rewrites the saving Hermione scene from Philosophers' Stone
  
• Muggs@Workie: Please, we all know Harry can't die, he's the main Character.. but then again we all know i'm the comic relif so I can't use my wand anyways.. humm wonder if that means i can't die either? -- Muggs channels Ron Weasly having a philosophical moment
  
• Muggs@Workie: Ron: See.. I told you sticking your wand up it's nose would work.. oops.. um.. i ment your magic wand.. not.. um .. nevermind Muggs: Ah.. so NOW all the fanfic makes sense.. how come theres never any relationship choices for Harry and Troll? -- Has Muggs developed a new fanfic trend?
  
• Rory Dawson! (Cue Shock) who had accidentally crashed into Luca in a hand-gliding accident. -- Muggs, in your dream, should we dare ask where Rory's hand was gliding?
  
• Scotteh: ah the magic word there. he took out his wand. mwahahahaha *grins* Okay. I need to get Jason posted before I let Luca take a jab at it. lmao -- Oh dear, is Luca 'making pizza' again? *blinks*
  
• Spider [on alice]: evening Cbox Expired, -- It was Spider, in the cbox, with a comment...
  
• Rach has Alan. Jayden and Jason have been flirting incessantly (although thats about to change) and Chloe is apparently having a complete love affair with goats (thank god in not the same way Rach is have her love affair with Alan -- We would hope Chloe's not!
  
• Lisa: Im sure youc an buy a used first gen chocolate still in working condition -- You know it's a financial crisis when you're considering 2nd hand Chocolate!
  
• Vlad: just finished watching The Phantom Menace, and I see a striking resemblence to how Qui-Gon and Jar Jar Binks interact. o.o it reminded me of Big V and Marcus xD -- DVD player $50 StarWars Ep 1 DVD: $10 Above quote: PRICELESS
  
• Emily: Project:SIm Ria was a bad idea...baaaaaaaad Emily: She doesn't watch TV like a normal sim for entertainment. She goes and stares at herself in the mirror... -- Some things never change, even in Sims land
  
• when he'd thought of Scotland he'd thought of sheep and big green fields full of them and bug hairy guys in kilts. -- Bug hairy guys in kilts? Apparently Marcus believes Rory will be in Scotland dressed in a kilt.
  
• Cyril: The complete opposite of myself is interesting. XD -- And we can clearly see why that would be
  
• Muggs: while your at it.. Marcus demands you fix his nipple -- Some things, we're really happier not knowing
  
• Scotteh: Ahahaha I love how Rory hugged me earlier xD Rory smirked. "You know Mel, I wouldn’t turn down a man who can make fish and chips. -- If Scotty knows how to make fish and chips........ He's in trouble!!!
  
• Muggs: EMS *tackle* -- Apparently Muggs becomes so excited to see Emergency Medical Services that she tackles them
  
• Muggs: ... *is being a naughty pirate* Vladarino: ..a naughty pirate? oh my o.o Emily: that sounds like a bad halloween costume... -- Gee and Muggs wonders where Marcus gets it from
  
• I'll try to brainstorm later today and send you a message with my thoughts. -- Shadey attempts to discover if telepathy really works
  
• didi: in any case... i'm thinking either Fungus or Olivia. probably Olivia since coming up with a realistic way for them to cross paths seems iffy -- Yes, Ladies & Gentlemen, it actually happened, someone wanted to rp with Fungus.
  
• Muggs: and Mr Ducky (Lysander), can do a straight twitter as well -- Is that as opposed to a Liam style twitter?
  
• Emily: -points at Adrian's spolts excitedly- -- Apparently, seeing Adrian's spolts is rather thrilling to her
  
• arinoVlad: ooooo -- Apparently, Vladdy was channelling Yoda
  
• Lisa: Hmm Im debating whether I should jump on the new charrie. LOL -- Lisa plans to get "up close and rather personal" with the newest Tally Character
  
• Arrow: YAY!!! Mulan... *is a Mushu fangirl* okay, that MAY sound weird, but its true... Jareth is a mushu fangir-, uh... fan of Mushu too... just maybe... not anymore... -- *blink* Dog breath and Mushu (and hidden girly parts.) Jareth really is full of surprises.
  
• Q. Ice cream of jelly? -- Eli invents a new ice cream made of jelly instead of milk
  
• Arrow: *snickers* yup... and Jareth is attracted by dog breath... Scooby Doo, look out! -- Don't think it's Scooby who should be worried. How about Max, or Altor, or any of the other Tally dogs. Keep them locked away, Jareth is on the prowl!
  
• Arrow: Leanna: *looks smug* I have a sig alre- *is tackled by Jareth, wooden steak in his hand* -- Wooden steak? I'm sure he'll find that touch to chew... Unless he's a termite!
  
• Muggs: however if the father was poor he'd probably not have been able to go to Greyholms because of the cost, unless he was a whatsitcalled -- Yes, Greyholms only accepts the finest whatsitcalleds
  
• Muggs: nope that post's in gman, it was the one i was working on before that -- Bloody hell! Poor Gman. Having a post in you has to be unpleasant!
  
• Arrow: and Pecky Vampire Be Gone... Jareth's gonna steal that... -- While Marcus battles Damien, Jareth plans on fighting Vampire Chickens
  
• Ems: I love teh Chipmunks... Crumbs: they make music better. Crumbs: and i always had a thing for theodore ].] in a totally normal way, of course -- And this would be as opposed to an abnormal way to have a think for a small furry mammal?
  
• Arrow: my oldest charrie was in his early 40s... most of them have been teens... and MUGGS! -- Apparently Arrow likes to rp Teenagers and mispelled coffee cups
  
• spiderr: Fletch is callie's sister and a fireman. and yeeah characters have a way of doing that ... Fletch is callie's brother even -- Fletch apparently gives new meaning to 'heterosexual'
  
• spiderr: it has the words open in the topic. and thighs in the thread. how could he not? -- How not to keep Marcus from posting in a Chloe thread
  
• Arrow: Jareth admires Chloe for being able to fit that big a fork full of knife into her mouth... -- Jareth seems to think a knife is tastier than cake
  
• Arrow: ... how'd he get out? *scratches head and goes to ponder locking mechanism on boxie* -- Arrow uses the new storage containers invented by David Bowie.... The Boxie!
  
• Arrow: splitting is always a good thing... erm... slotting* grr... splotting* -- We have to wonder if Arrow's method of splotting is leaving, multiple personalities, gambling or actually splotting
  
• Arrow: I don't take notes for my science class, but i take notes for muggles studies... *blinks* something is wrong here... -- Nope nothing at all wrong here as we learn Arrow has her priorities in order
  
• Scotteh: WHO in the HELL trusted Muggs to have a charrie that is a psychiatrist. HELLO?! SHE CAME UP WITH FUNGUS AND MARCUS! That's just screaming psycho... -- Says the one who came up with Mullethead and Mr Sparkle the Sparkleyvamp
  
• Benny laughed a little and nodded. "Yeah, if I do, I will be. It won’t take me too long to get back into the swing of things." -- Apparently, Penny decided to have a sex change.
  
• Muggs: yeah holidays are fun, gives you a chance to explore the rest of the beard -- If your posts are caught up, and you've familiarized yourself with the rest of the board, Muggs offers an another way to occupy your time
  
• Mousie : you turned me off at 'long' -- Gives new meaning to "it don't take much to please"
  
• Mousie : and oh my, have we done Adele yet? DiDi: i don't think we have... Mousie : (No, but everyone else has! BOOM BOOM!) -- *rimshot*
  
• Arrow: haha..... would totally do the same thing if pooping popcorn wouldnt wake up grandparents -- Typo Demon strikes again! If it's that loud, maybe you should go to the Doctor.

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[Dep. Headmistress Rowan Dragonsinger]

[b]Arrow: Jeremy is a strange man... he would like tooking at themm... and he says he change his mind.. it was only an eight of the fun, because it kept getting Morgan angry at him and he had far too much experience seepin on the couch[/b] -- [i]Seepin on the couch?  TMI![/i]

[Dep. Headmistress Rowan Dragonsinger]

[b][i]Jeremy's[/i] brain was doing this wild happy dance that involved those flower necklace things from Hawaii and Lionel Richie's "All Night Long".[/b]  --  [i]A brain wearing a lei?  That's definitely different[/i]

[Dep. Headmistress Rowan Dragonsinger]

[b]Kelsey snapped, hands on her hips. "There is no way I could look like that overbearing, egotistical, arseholish, heartless, callous, uptight, bloody jerk!!! I don't care how often he bloody shagged my mother! I do not look like him!!"[/b] -- [i]Kelsey's version of 'Daddy Dearest'[/i]

[Dep. Headmistress Rowan Dragonsinger]

[b][i]Casey's[/i] got a good heart deep down (deep, deep, deep, DEEP down) that could be gotten to with a little digging and some heavy machinery,[/b] -- [i]All it takes is a gentle touch....  or a case of explosives?[/i]

[Casey Marsden]

[*][b]"Oh, Merlin, no, seriously. I'm completely tone deaf, sound like a dying cat. Went to school in Hong Kong, too, so when I'd start singing my neighbors would come out looking for dinner." [/b] -- [i]and right around then, Jillian started wishing she had a different animagus form[/i]

[Dep. Headmistress Rowan Dragonsinger]

[b]Emerson: and I replied earlier to hotmail too. don't think you were on then. :D.... o_O *totally meant to type Gerard* ...  Gerard is now apparently his own e-mail service =|[/b] -- [i]While most females think of Gerard as a pretty hot looking guy, some prefer to think of him as an email service[/i]

[Dep. Headmistress Rowan Dragonsinger]

[b]”I must think of these thongs before I speak..” She reprimanded herself, having always been taught to not pry.[/b] -- [i]Annabelle finds thongs to be a meditative aide[/i]

[Dep. Headmistress Rowan Dragonsinger]

[b]Silverwolf: Thongs, a meditative experience apparently for her... Ems: And Belle of all people >.<.... Apparently she only like to associate thongs with one thing, however I won't go into detail because that mental image does not need bestowed upon you =\[/b] -- [i]so apparently, Belle is using the American meaning of thongs[/i]

[Dep. Headmistress Rowan Dragonsinger]

[b]Ems: Rory's door still hasn't been fixed from that incident...  Crumbs: why was my mind in the gutter about that comment? ...seriously.... Ems: Belle blew it off...she can fix it =P[/b] -- [i]Does that answer your question Crumbs?[/i]

[Dep. Headmistress Rowan Dragonsinger]

[b]Sturt House Points 2010, Total = Minus 15; Sturt Student Meeting - Staff To Student Noticeboard - Rory Dawson[/b] -- [i]Coincidence? I don't think so![/i]

[Dep. Headmistress Rowan Dragonsinger]

[b]DiDi: I feel sorry for Rory... *wonders how any of her charries could make him feel better... at a loss* shame...[/b] -- [i]Didi questioned the way some of us took this but I believe Ems says it best:   [b]Ems: You know it's bad when the owned of ThongGirl and TelescopeMan thinks something's dirty =|[/b][/i]

[Dep. Headmistress Rowan Dragonsinger]

[b]Even if she never wrong a ring in her life.[/b] -- [i]Kelsey takes good care of her jewelry and really worries about harming rings.[/i]

[Professor Jillian Parker]

[*][b]Kibblie: oh... well I'm 19 and I model as a 52 year old man[/b] -- [i]to each their own, but, uh... >.> *cough*[/i]

[Professor Jillian Parker]

[*][b]Kibblie: What character are you on Emerson?[/b] - [i]that fourth wall just isn't what it used to be[/i]

[Professor Jillian Parker]

[*][b]Silverwolf: Emerson's falling, Muggs is planting landmines and Jules is talking about shoving money down someone's pants. Yep, just another typical day at Tally[/b] -- [i]you should see the unusual days![/i]

[Paul King]

[*][b]Kibblie: omg I hate toilets[/b] -- [i]if that's the case, Kibblie might want to start shopping for litter boxes[/i]

[Marcus Hobson]

[b]Jackson had ever laid his eyes on (perhaps with the exception of Professor Stardust...), so of course when Professor Binx declared that they would be the creature of today, he was ecstatic. In fact, he might have just peed a little.[/b] -- [i]Seems the animal's aren't the only things needing to be house trained in COMC![/i]

[Charlotte Harris]

[*][b]Casey Marsden:*rolls eyes* oh great, it's Hooters...
Charlotte Harris:Why don't you kiss my fluffy tail feathers,My Chemical Dumbass? =| [/b] -- [i]Nothing says friendship like verbal abuse and music with too much angst[/i]

[Dep. Headmistress Rowan Dragonsinger]

[b]She'd learnt a lot this class, Bourkegirl wasn't nearly as good at music as she thought she was, Ana was cool and she totally would to learn Beethoven 5th, Viktoriya was into heavy metal and Igor was right that his brother was pretty cool. Not a bad nights work by any measure. That and she'd learnt how to chop a teddy bears head off and light it on fire, useful everyday skills for sure![/b] -- [i]Olivia learns its just a typical day in Musicary[/i]

[Dep. Headmistress Rowan Dragonsinger]

[b]"Plenty of trees out there, and the river's nice... there's an old tyre swing us kids used to use to launch ourselves into the water, had to climb up a fair way first but that was all good...' Rachel was going to kill [i][Alan][/i]. He was forty-three, he couldn't exactly start climbing trees all over again.[/b] -- [i]Forget Rachel, Alan injures himself and goes out on medical leave, Rowan just might beat her to it![/i]

[Dep. Headmistress Rowan Dragonsinger]

[b]Girls liked to be alone with their weirdos, right? And Ly was obviously Chuckchuck's weirdo...[/b] -- [i]Apparently George calls them as she sees them[/i]

[Dep. Headmistress Rowan Dragonsinger]

[b]Ivan did notice that she seemed somewhat nervous about shaking his head, though she eventually did.[/b] --  [i]Always one for new conventions, Ivan learns George prefers shaking heads instead of hands[/i]

[Dep. Headmistress Rowan Dragonsinger]

[b]Nodding that she understood Olivia carefully tucked the notes into her bag and nodded that she understood.[/b] -- [i]Wonder if Professor Ivan knows Olivia understands?[/i] 

[Dep. Headmistress Rowan Dragonsinger]

[b]Stuart just watched his kids, wondering it was safe for Jezebel to be influencing a five or six year old,[/b] -- [i]Little does Stuart know this is no ordinary five or six year old.  This, ladies and gentlemen, is Abby Wright true heir of Spencer![/i]

[Dep. Headmistress Rowan Dragonsinger]

[b]Rokk: *lurks*; Shell(y): *starks the lurker*[/b] -- [i]Is that what the kids are calling it these days? ^_-[/i]

[Professor Jillian Parker]

[*][b]Emerson: *got Crummy hooked with a boobie mug* Crumbs: boobies + biting = crumbs apparently Crumbs: i lead an odd life xDD 
[/b] -- [i]Crumbs captions herself[/i]

[Josie Wilson]

[*][b]4; man-taddies are produced in the prunes of shame located between the legs of men. [/b] -- [i]Journey From The Sacred Grove: Episode One.  Jezebel's notes on the reproductive system.[/i]

[Dep. Headmistress Rowan Dragonsinger]

[b]Wow, it was pitch black here. Reaching to get her arm without thought, she briefly wondered why she had it when she always moved it when she fell asleep. "Lumos!" She whispered, light flashing startlingly bright.[/b] -- [i]Apparently Delia's arms come off at night and can be used as wands[/i]

[Dep. Headmistress Rowan Dragonsinger]

[b]The World Is Rotten...  OPEN! (Hopefully for someone merciful...)[/b] --  [i]Gee, wonder why Delia thinks there might be merciless characters around here![/i]

[Dep. Headmistress Rowan Dragonsinger]

[b]He was already imaging the possibility of bringing New HOM Dude's hair and Mulletmans into the same place to see if they would attempt to wipe each other out Highlander-style as the worst hairdo on campus. A guy could dream after all.[/b] -- [i]There can be only one![/i]

[Dep. Headmistress Rowan Dragonsinger]

[b]So as our first order of business, we get rid of these text books and I will have some new ones in for you by our next class meeting” James put the end of his wand to the book and immediately it erupted into flames; and as the flames of the book danced, his desk and belongings failed to catch on fire, “Now I don’t expect any of you to try this.”[/b] -- [i]He don't know Marcus very well, do he?[/i]

[Dep. Headmistress Rowan Dragonsinger]

[b]As Dusty was greeted with the reply that Mr Goat indeed seemed to be keeping the other Professor company, she smiled brightly and then stepped into the room with the invitation, her curiosity peaking somewhat under the explanation that he was working on an experiment, “Ooh, experiment? What kind of experiment?” Experiments were always fun, and of course it was only just then that she realised she was in one of the Alchemy class rooms.[/b] -- [i]When uttered by Dusty, words guaranteed to strike fear in even the bravest of immortal alchemy professors.[/i]